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Offline TrashMan

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Reply #20 on: November 18, 2004, 05:03:36 pm
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Originally posted by aldo_14
Susrely people can't be that stupid?


Oh, but they are, they are....

I belive sonmeone said (can't remember who..I think Einstein):
"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity."
..
or something like that...
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!
 

Offline Ford Prefect

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Reply #21 on: November 18, 2004, 06:33:44 pm
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The Watley Review is dedicated to the production of articles completely without journalistic merit or factual basis, as this would entail leaving our chairs or actually working.
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel
 

Offline Jetmech Jr.

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Reply #22 on: November 18, 2004, 06:42:22 pm
I thought this little gem was great:

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"I also wanted the virus protection, because it was flu season."
Carpe Diem Poste Crastinus

"When life gives you lemons...
Blind people with them..."

"Yah, dude, penises rock." Turambar

FUKOOOOV!
 

Offline Goober5000

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Reply #23 on: November 18, 2004, 06:43:24 pm
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Originally posted by karajorma
Oh come on. Didn't this bit give it away?
Meh... I skimmed the article and thus didn't read that paragraph too carefully. :p
  

Offline Liberator

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Reply #24 on: November 18, 2004, 06:56:54 pm
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Originally posted by aldo_14
Susrely people can't be that stupid?


Apparently, I am.  Cause I went and posted this on another site like it was real.:blah: :shaking: :nervous: :blah:
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.
 

Offline Goober5000

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Reply #25 on: November 18, 2004, 07:07:23 pm
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Originally posted by Liberator
Apparently, I am.  Cause I went and posted this on another site like it was real.:blah: :shaking: :nervous: :blah:
I told it to my group in the computer lab and I very nearly emailed it to some people. :nervous:
 

Offline icespeed

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Reply #26 on: November 18, 2004, 07:07:56 pm
hey, i thought this was real. then i realised i hadn't heard anything about it on real news, ie tv news. then i realised they make up half the stuff on so called real tv news anyway. so... whatever.
$quot;Let your light shine before men...$quot;
Matthew 5:16

When I graduate, I'm going to be a doctor, and people are going to come to me looking for treatment and prescription drugs, and I'm going to give it to them. Is anyone scared yet?

$quot;If you confess with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord', and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.$quot; Romans 10:9
 

Offline Stealth

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Reply #27 on: November 18, 2004, 08:39:27 pm
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Bush Nominates Sesame Street's Bert as Secretary of State


hehehe
 

Offline Liberator

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Reply #28 on: November 18, 2004, 09:49:23 pm
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Originally posted by Goober5000
I told it to my group in the computer lab and I very nearly emailed it to some people. :nervous:


I did email to my brother and my sister,
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.
 

Offline Corsair

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Reply #29 on: November 18, 2004, 09:55:09 pm
:lol::lol:
That definitely gives The Onion a run for its money...
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline SadisticSid

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Reply #30 on: November 19, 2004, 03:45:55 am
Mwa ha ha. I did wonder how long it'd take someone to realise given its subject material ;)
 

Offline Gloriano

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Reply #31 on: November 19, 2004, 04:56:33 am
ROFL
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.- Nietzsche

When in despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won; there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall.- Mahatma Gandhi
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