[an0n]

Make **** up, quote philosophy, quote Dennis Leary for all I care.

"I'll start tomorrow, what I should have started yesterday."

[Sandwich]

Bumpersticker: "If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."

[Turnsky]

another Bumpersticker: "Heaven doesn't want me, and hell thinks i'll take over"

[Knight Templar]

Me, regarding my goddamn prohibitive procrastination: "I don't have a life precisely because I have a life, a life that consists of waiting, waiting for nothing."

[Kosh]

Here's my favorite from a bumper sticker:


"There's too much blood in my caffiene stream"

[Tiara]

"*****."

[Turnsky]

okay, if you're australian, you've probably get where this one came from:


"Bugger"

[Grug]

hehehe...

some sick ones to the mix:

'Geeze its hot, I'm sweating like a peadophile at a Wiggles concert'

[Rictor]

"Hmm, its 2:30 am. All right, I'll sleep now, but I have to get up early and finish homework."

Every damn day.

edit: guess what time it is, and guess what I'm not doing?

[pyro-manic]

Here's a couple:

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

"I've coined new words, like 'hispanically' and 'misunderstanding'."

I think you can guess who they're from...

[Tiara]

"The Bible was written by the same people who said Earth was flat."

"This isn't an office, It is hell with flouresent lighting."

"Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting."

"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before."

[Dark_4ce]

Alright, to quote Bruce Campbell from Army of Darkness;

"Alright you primitive screw heads, listen up, this is my BOOMSTICK!"

"Hey bud, you aint leading but two things right now. Jack and ****, and Jack left town."

To quote my 6th grade teacher;

"I may not be right, but I'm never wrong."

And to finish off with a totally random sentence my friend said one day;

"A blonde bus flew across a grape of stars."

[Nuke]

bumpersticker: "dont drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your beer"

[TopAce]

'What you have learnt today should be used wisely tomorrow, so you will not forget it the next day in vain.'

[Clave]

'Eat my shorts'

[redmenace]

Kazan, Liberator, DON'T TURN THIS INTO A POLITICAL THREAD.
"You bet we might have."
-Sen. John Kerry, asked if he would have gone to war against Saddam Hussein if he refused to disarm


"You can't make mashed potatoes out of real potatoes, you need fake potatoes."
-My old highschool Principle

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
-President George W. Bush
 
"Go, balloons. I don't see anything happening. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Stand by, confetti. Keep coming, balloons. More balloons. Bring them. Balloons, balloons, balloons! More balloons. Tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet. No confetti. All right. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. We're getting more balloons. All balloons. All balloons should be going. Come on, guys! Let's move it. Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. I want more balloons. What's happening to the balloons? We need more balloons. We need all of them coming down. Go, balloons. Balloons. What's happening balloons? There's not enough coming down. All balloons! Why the hell is nothing falling? What the f--- are you guys doing up there? We want more balloons coming down. More balloons. More balloons."
-Democratic Convention producer Don Mischer, overheard on CNN having an apoplectic seizure when the balloons failed to drop from the ceiling of the Fleet Center in Boston

[Jetmech Jr.]

"You see...i was just spraying some paint and to make a long story short...i swear i didnt mean to kill that guy."

Quoted from a friend after listening to a teacher's story of how he got high off a can of spray paint.

[Nuke]

"weed is from the earf"
-any local drug dealer

[Ford Prefect]

"Only God could make a tree, probably because it's so hard to get the bark on." -Woody Allen

"Look, just because I wouldn't give no man a foot massage don't make it right Marcellus Wallace throwin' Tony Rocky Horror out a mothaf*ckin' window through a glass mothaf*ckin' house f*ckin' up the way n*gga talks, that **** ain't right. Mothaf*cka do that **** to me he'd better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the mothaf*cka, y'know what I'm sayin'?" -Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." -if you don't know it, you're an incomplete human being.

[Rictor]

Originally posted by Knight Templar
Me, regarding my goddamn prohibitive procrastination: "I don't have a life precisely because I have a life, a life that consists of waiting, waiting for nothing."

It like you've known my all my life.