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Offline Knight Templar

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Happy Distractions
on: December 02, 2004, 08:08:24 pm
In the spirit of cooling down the forums and bringing them back to a more standard "Hard-Light" feel (I.E. Kazan and Lib are drama whores and boring at that) I'd like to reiterate my personal feelings that Stealth is a ****tard and should die. For all of you newbies who haven't figured out why, well, just think of how much Swooh sucks. Now, multiply that suckage by 27 and focus it into one ego-obsessed "1337-A0L LOL H4)(0R!!" and you have Stealth. Plus, I hear he doesn't shower, or apply deodorant.
Ew!

Discuss.
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Offline Taristin

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Reply #1 on: December 02, 2004, 08:10:00 pm
LOLWTFBBQ
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Offline an0n

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Reply #2 on: December 02, 2004, 08:10:13 pm
I'd discuss it, but you'd just accuse me of being gay again.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Offline Ford Prefect

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Reply #3 on: December 02, 2004, 08:11:46 pm
One time I went to a church that I didn't belong to, and after the service I stood outside and told everyone coming out that Jesus molested me. Except, they thought I meant "hey-zeus," and they arrested the janitor. True story!
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel
 

Offline Krackers87

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Reply #4 on: December 02, 2004, 08:11:59 pm
I hate stryke...
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or has died from an awp no scope.

just like seventies goofballs
he's waiting on last calls
well listen method man
'cause if you leave on the last line
don't leave on the ground kind
born just a little too slow
 

Offline Taristin

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Reply #5 on: December 02, 2004, 08:12:47 pm
I have a list...
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Offline an0n

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Happy Distractions
Reply #6 on: December 02, 2004, 08:13:02 pm
Oh, the tales I could tell about stuff I remembering doing that may or may not have actually happened.

God, I miss drugs.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #7 on: December 02, 2004, 08:13:35 pm
I have several lists.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #8 on: December 02, 2004, 08:24:35 pm
Those are the funnest tales.

Also, I've just noticed where all my free-time seems to dissappate to in the night.

And you're right, I would accuse you of being gay.
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Offline Anaz

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Reply #9 on: December 02, 2004, 08:29:02 pm
ooh! a sp...

:nervous:

Hi :)
Arrr. I'm a pirate.

AotD, DatDB, TVWP, LM. Ph34r.

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Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #10 on: December 02, 2004, 09:18:35 pm
People accused an0n of being gay? Missed that....
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline Rictor

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Reply #11 on: December 02, 2004, 09:20:10 pm
I tried that JFK game. I killed him, but then my computer froze.
Karma I guess.
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #12 on: December 02, 2004, 09:40:44 pm
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
People accused an0n of being gay? Missed that....
Not 'people'. Just KT.

He wanted to ban Stealth from NW for no reason and I told him not to. Since then, he's been all "You guys 69 each other".
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #13 on: December 02, 2004, 09:46:55 pm
To which you've all but denied.
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Offline Krackers87

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Reply #14 on: December 02, 2004, 09:48:06 pm
Speaking of Happy Distractions i remember the night of spam fest with me KT and Raa in the modding forum in the thread kt accused me of taking it up the butt. to bad it got deleted.

Good times..
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or has died from an awp no scope.

just like seventies goofballs
he's waiting on last calls
well listen method man
'cause if you leave on the last line
don't leave on the ground kind
born just a little too slow
 

Offline Taristin

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Reply #15 on: December 02, 2004, 09:57:01 pm
That thread offended me. :p I think.
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Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #16 on: December 02, 2004, 09:58:42 pm
Doesn't matter if it offended you, as Harry  Potter controls the internet.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline Krackers87

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Reply #17 on: December 02, 2004, 10:01:05 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Raa
That thread offended me. :p I think.


I thought it was the funniest thing ever.
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or has died from an awp no scope.

just like seventies goofballs
he's waiting on last calls
well listen method man
'cause if you leave on the last line
don't leave on the ground kind
born just a little too slow
 

Offline Taristin

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Reply #18 on: December 02, 2004, 10:05:25 pm
It was...  But... err.... LOOK! AN EAGLE!

*runs*
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Offline an0n

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Reply #19 on: December 02, 2004, 10:12:23 pm
ARGH! The eagles!

Back to Mordor!!!!
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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