Author Topic: Odd Little Kid (Read 1309 times)

an0n · **on:** December 05, 2004, 01:50:58 pm

Y'know how most kids would see a spider and either scream like a ***** or squash it? Hell, I'd probably do both.

Well, my 4-year old niece 'saves' them. She chases them, grabs them by a single leg, waits till they wrap themselves around her finger/thumb and then starts gently stroking them and going "It's okay, you're safe now", then puts them outside.

She does it with Daddy-long-legs's too. She caught two in a crisp packet once.

She's a weird little kid.

Lynx · **Reply #1 on:** December 05, 2004, 01:53:16 pm

So what? My grand cousin ate a spider when he was 2 years old. It was a small spider, however.

an0n · **Reply #2 on:** December 05, 2004, 01:56:19 pm

She also plays Solitaire on the computer. On her own. Opens it, plays it, wins.

And she can use IE to get to kiddie websites.

Corhellion · **Reply #3 on:** December 05, 2004, 02:09:37 pm

...wait...she can play...AND WIN SOLITAIRE?!

...and she's only 4 years old?!

...whoa...she be endowed with the genius gene I bet...

Petrarch of the VBB · **Reply #4 on:** December 05, 2004, 02:11:16 pm

Is this the same one who has the latent evil?
The one who, after covering the room in mud, covered someone's shoes in it as well, and yelled blue murder?

Ford Prefect · **Reply #5 on:** December 05, 2004, 03:08:08 pm

Solitaire shmolitaire. That's a boring game. The question is, does she play Freespace?

Liberator · **Reply #6 on:** December 05, 2004, 03:18:31 pm

Money says she'll study insects when she grows up.

Knight Templar · **Reply #7 on:** December 05, 2004, 03:34:46 pm

Money says an0n will teach her how to grift first.

Clave · **Reply #8 on:** December 05, 2004, 05:40:24 pm

I have always saved spiders... still do... It's logical if you think about it....

diamondgeezer · **Reply #9 on:** December 05, 2004, 05:50:52 pm

In the presence of spiders, I shriek like a little girl then find someone to catch them and put the offending arachnid in the middle of a main road...

Carl · **Reply #10 on:** December 05, 2004, 05:55:56 pm

didn't someone's 5 year old son play Q3 arena? wasn't it Reaper?

Grey Wolf · **Reply #11 on:** December 05, 2004, 06:07:13 pm

I ignore spiders. They aren't worth the effort to do anything about.

redsniper · **Reply #12 on:** December 05, 2004, 07:29:21 pm

don't they have giant, bird-eating spiders in Australia?

Knight Templar · **Reply #13 on:** December 05, 2004, 07:30:18 pm

No dude, those are Kangaroos.

demon442 · **Reply #14 on:** December 05, 2004, 09:28:20 pm

The force is strong with this one. I sense great potential for evil in your niece, an0n.

Train her well.

Gortef · **Reply #15 on:** December 06, 2004, 03:03:57 am

wonder what she would do if she saw carl running around the house

redsniper · **Reply #16 on:** December 06, 2004, 03:33:11 pm

"save" him of course.

Carl · **Reply #17 on:** December 06, 2004, 04:29:04 pm

probably put me in a washed mayonaisse jar with a leaf and a twig.

Flipside · **Reply #18 on:** December 06, 2004, 04:30:47 pm

Kinda like working for Hidden Terror then?

hehehehehe

Thrilla · **Reply #19 on:** December 06, 2004, 04:31:33 pm

Just better hope the air holes are big enough.

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