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Offline Falcon

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Id be 50% Elf and 50% Dwarf. So basically Id be a Dwelf :D

 

Offline Flipside

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I cannot even begin to imagine what a Dwelf would look like :wtf:

  

Offline Tiara

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Originally posted by Flipside
I cannot even begin to imagine what a Dwelf would look like :wtf:

Roughly 1.60m tall, slim like an Elf with the beard of a Dwarf. Holding an axe that also fuctions as a bow. ;)
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:

 

Offline Flipside

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:lol:

And the poor guy would be even more of a mess phsycologically ;)

Still, having an Axe with an in-handle bow would be kind of cool ;)

 

Offline Tiara

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Originally posted by Flipside
:lol:

And the poor guy would be even more of a mess phsycologically ;)

Split personality comes to mind :p
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:

 

Offline Grey Wolf

Sounds very anime-ish....
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

 

Offline Flipside

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Well, thing is, one minute you could be having a nice chat with a tree when all of a sudden you are taken by this powerful urge to drink lots of beer and run screaming with your axe at the nearest kneecap ;)

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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One word: Sert.

(Explanation: Sert, term used for overpowerful or overcontrived character, derived from self-insert, derived in turn from the bad habit of fanfiction writers of writing uberpowerful, flawless characters based in a rough way upon themselves, who the writer regards as their alter ego.)
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A Feddie Story

 

Offline Flipside

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Sort of like Eddings' heroes in the Belgariad and Malloreon, most of them were almost superhuman in ability and were fighting enemies who were consistently moronic and weak.