[an0n]

You don't get Australian porn because no-one will pay money to see 20 seconds of animalistic rutting.

[Flipside]

..Starring Brad Bradson, and 'Shiela' the Sheep.....



BW's gonna slap me for that one

[Ace]

I thought that was New Zealand porn

[Fineus]

Are there any more particular details of this survey? Like where it was carried out, across what age range and under what circumstances?

I mean I don't want to be harsh - but are we surveying factory workers in Luton, or executives in London? School children in Manchester or 30 - 40 year olds in a Library in Oxford?

The details matter!

(On a side note, what percentage of AOL users didn't have computers? Somewhere in the 70s wasn't it?)

[Deepblue]

That was a joke.

[an0n]

No, he misspelled 'brains'.

[Liberator]

Originally posted by Tiara
GET A F'ING LIFE AND GET LAID FOR REAL!

Don't you understand!?!?!?  The very hour that I have sex, the Universe will be consumed as all the quantum flux energy everywhere is released in an instant, resulting in an explosion that will make the Big Bang look like a cheap party favor.

Besides, axe-lady, we've already been over this several times.  There is no woman anywhere that would have sex with me, I am an anti-sexual, I involuntaryily exude a hormone that cause women to become unarousable.

[IceFire]

Originally posted by Tiara

Brits are sad people. Getting broadband for the porn... GET A F'ING LIFE AND GET LAID FOR REAL!

... and no, real life sex is not just a myth. You just need to come out of your house once every while...

Betcha most of the people are married or in serious relationships anyways

[Flipside]

[Thorn]

Originally posted by Liberator


Don't you understand!?!?!?  The very hour that I have sex, the Universe will be consumed as all the quantum flux energy everywhere is released in an instant, resulting in an explosion that will make the Big Bang look like a cheap party favor.

Besides, axe-lady, we've already been over this several times.  There is no woman anywhere that would have sex with me, I am an anti-sexual, I involuntaryily exude a hormone that cause women to become unarousable.

Sure, blame it on a hormone instead of your stunning personality.

[WMCoolmon]

There is no woman anywhere that would have sex with me, I am an anti-sexual, I involuntaryily exude a hormone that cause women to become unarousable.

Ehm, I don't mean to pick on you Lib, but maybe your lack of female companionship has more to do with your uncomfortableness with physical contact with women?

[NGTM-1R]

Originally posted by WMCoolmon


Ehm, I don't mean to pick on you Lib, but maybe your lack of female companionship has more to do with your uncomfortableness with physical contact with women?

Not necessarily.

Case in point, myself...

[Beowulf]

Originally posted by Tiara

Brits are sad people. Getting broadband for the porn... GET A F'ING LIFE AND GET LAID FOR REAL!

... and no, real life sex is not just a myth. You just need to come out of your house once every while...

[Flipside]

quote:
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Originally posted by Tiara

Brits are sad people. Getting broadband for the porn... GET A F'ING LIFE AND GET LAID FOR REAL!

... and no, real life sex is not just a myth. You just need to come out of your house once every while...

 
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Isn't this the same person who draws stick-men doing strange and unnatural acts?

[Clave]

It's shocking news.  We seem to be behind the rest of the world in consumption of porn....

Oh, and it is good for you.... apparently:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/08/16/net_smut_ok/

Of course, I wouldn't know, I only use my computer for good and ethical purposes.

[Tiara]

Porn ain't bad... as long as you don't devote an entire year's worth of bandwidth on it in a single week.

To the guys who think they can't get sex, keep up that attitude and you probably never will and die a virgin. Show some confidence and it'll be allright Really, I've seen the most ugly guys with a girlfriend just because they don't sit in their rooms 23 hours a day behind their computers

[Black Wolf]

I think we need to get "Australia and New Zealand 101: We don't **** sheep" going soon...

[IceFire]

Originally posted by Tiara
Porn ain't bad... as long as you don't devote an entire year's worth of bandwidth on it in a single week.

To the guys who think they can't get sex, keep up that attitude and you probably never will and die a virgin. Show some confidence and it'll be allright Really, I've seen the most ugly guys with a girlfriend just because they don't sit in their rooms 23 hours a day behind their computers

Takes more than just being out in public.  It takes effort...and sometimes you click with someone and sometimes you don't.  Cest la vie.

[Tiara]

Originally posted by IceFire

Takes more than just being out in public.  It takes effort...and sometimes you click with someone and sometimes you don't.  Cest la vie.

Hence the 'confidence' part

[Unknown Target]

Originally posted by Tiara

Hence the 'confidence' part

As much as I hate to agree with the sex/axe lady (was that axe thing from the HLP movie, btw? I think it was)---she's right. [Other] Guys, just go out and socialize! I mean, you may be butt ugly, but have you ever seen those guys that look like a tire ran over their face, and they got 20 gallons of expanding foam pumped up their ass, yet they still have a really hot girlfriend? Why? Cause they're not afraid of girls, and they just go out and talk to them.

Liberator, as much as I would prefer it if you didn't procreate and spread your ideals (booyah, political jab! ), I'm suggesting you get off the computer and go say hi to that girl next door! Try talking about something that would interest her as well, hm?