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Offline redmenace

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That is so funny
on: December 13, 2004, 04:24:50 pm
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Offline Night Hammer

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Reply #1 on: December 13, 2004, 04:35:58 pm
wow.....
Stop... Hammertime :hammer:
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #2 on: December 13, 2004, 04:40:32 pm
Japanese are wyrd.
 

Offline redsniper

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Reply #3 on: December 13, 2004, 04:42:46 pm
:wtf: :rolleyes:
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The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

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Offline NGTM-1R

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Reply #4 on: December 13, 2004, 04:47:37 pm
...that's desperate. REALLY desperate.
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Offline Liberator

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Reply #5 on: December 13, 2004, 05:02:12 pm
Need I remind of the "hugging pillow" that came out for women last year?  The Japanese are obsessed with sex it seems.
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.
 

Offline IceFire

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Reply #6 on: December 13, 2004, 05:07:12 pm
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Originally posted by Liberator
Need I remind of the "hugging pillow" that came out for women last year?  The Japanese are obsessed with sex it seems.

And what self respecting society isn't?

If they aren't outwardly...they sure are inside.  Its what makes us tick after all.
- IceFire
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Offline Night Hammer

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Reply #7 on: December 13, 2004, 05:12:41 pm
mmmmmmmm......sex...... :D
Stop... Hammertime :hammer:
 

Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #8 on: December 13, 2004, 05:22:30 pm
It is the fourth part of the definition of life...
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline Ace

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Reply #9 on: December 13, 2004, 06:05:07 pm
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Originally posted by Liberator
Need I remind of the "hugging pillow" that came out for women last year?  The Japanese are obsessed with sex it seems.


Puberty calling Liberator... puberty calling Liberator... :p

I can understand why you're repelled from sex though, the 'Women of Wal-Mart' are a horrifying sight...
Ace
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Offline Corsair

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Reply #10 on: December 13, 2004, 06:23:25 pm
Y'all remember that story that was posted a while back about the "arm pillow" that was being made for single Japanese women who felt lonely at night? Now, there's a male counterpart.

Introducing the lap pillow.

:shaking:
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline Jetmech Jr.

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Reply #11 on: December 13, 2004, 06:31:10 pm
>_< Yeesh...no way can there be people out there that are THAT desperate...
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Blind people with them..."

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Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #12 on: December 13, 2004, 06:33:50 pm
Posted earlier today. Anyone care to merge the threads?
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline Liberator

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Reply #13 on: December 13, 2004, 06:55:21 pm
I'm not repelled from sex, it's repelled from me...:blah:

I have managed to figure out what, among other things, about my early life has lent itself to my current mood, my parents have apparently not had sex since my sister was concieved, and they treated it like an unholy act to be performed only in the most dire of circumstances and those that do it more often were perverts and I didn't want to be like that.
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.
 

Offline Jetmech Jr.

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Reply #14 on: December 13, 2004, 06:57:05 pm
So that's where you got it from...;)
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Blind people with them..."

"Yah, dude, penises rock." Turambar

FUKOOOOV!
 

Offline Rictor

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Reply #15 on: December 13, 2004, 07:25:03 pm
*shakes head*

Crazy Japs.

Though I must say I'm not really too surprised, these are the same people who gave us tentacle porn, hentai and a variety of games in which your goal is to seduce 12 year old school-girls.
 

Offline Jetmech Jr.

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Reply #16 on: December 13, 2004, 07:30:12 pm
...:lol:LMFAO
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Blind people with them..."

"Yah, dude, penises rock." Turambar

FUKOOOOV!
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #17 on: December 13, 2004, 09:51:26 pm
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"From the time people were kids, people have laid their heads on their mothers' laps to get their ears cleaned," he said. "This is made to be quite close to the real thing."


:wtf:
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #18 on: December 13, 2004, 09:54:33 pm
Word.
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Offline Jetmech Jr.

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Reply #19 on: December 13, 2004, 09:55:10 pm
Don't give that look. That's a fairly common practice in Korea for mothers to help little childeren with cleaning their ears and such (they use a tiny spoon shaped thing).

It feels reeeaaalllyy good. Kinda like having a small climax in your head. And yes, I realize how creepy that sounds...:nervous:
Carpe Diem Poste Crastinus

"When life gives you lemons...
Blind people with them..."

"Yah, dude, penises rock." Turambar

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