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Offline kasperl

What's on today's excuse calendar?
on: December 22, 2004, 11:42:59 am
Just wondering what is being flipped up today as an apology for the downtime....
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
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You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline Martinus

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What's on today's excuse calendar?
Reply #1 on: December 22, 2004, 01:06:55 pm
[color=66ff00]We intentionally fubar'ed the server just to annoy you today.

Happy?
[/color]
 

Offline Lynx

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Reply #2 on: December 22, 2004, 01:10:29 pm
Dog ate it?
Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day, but set fire to him and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
 

Offline beatspete

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Reply #3 on: December 22, 2004, 01:32:36 pm
Someone spilt beer on it.

"Your cynicism appauls me Collosus - I have ten thousand officers and crew willing to die for pants !"

"Go to red alert!"
"Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb"
 

Offline Roanoke

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Reply #4 on: December 22, 2004, 01:34:38 pm
someone tripped over the plug
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #5 on: December 22, 2004, 01:48:58 pm
Thunder is having his period.
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Offline Carl

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What's on today's excuse calendar?
Reply #6 on: December 22, 2004, 01:53:24 pm
shift in the space-time continuum.
"Gunnery control, fry that ****er!" - nuclear1
 

Offline Tiara

  • Mrs. T, foo'!
  • 210
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Reply #7 on: December 22, 2004, 01:59:31 pm
Me.

Axe.

Server Mainframe.

:D
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



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Offline beatspete

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Reply #8 on: December 22, 2004, 02:45:19 pm
divine intervention?

"Your cynicism appauls me Collosus - I have ten thousand officers and crew willing to die for pants !"

"Go to red alert!"
"Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb"
 

Offline Carl

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Reply #9 on: December 22, 2004, 02:51:41 pm
global extinction event.
"Gunnery control, fry that ****er!" - nuclear1
 

Offline NGTM-1R

  • I reject your reality and substitute my own
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What's on today's excuse calendar?
Reply #10 on: December 22, 2004, 02:56:01 pm
I actually got a modified tech room to work without errors like displaying asteroids or #HornetWeak.

Somewhere had to freeze over for that, and guess where the servers were.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline MatthewPapa

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Reply #11 on: December 22, 2004, 03:06:08 pm
An0n.
 

Offline Gloriano

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Reply #12 on: December 22, 2004, 03:14:28 pm
Gamespy did something, and that is reason why HLP did go down

Kasperl: next time when hlp goes down send E-mail to Gamespy and ask what was  their excuse  :p
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.- Nietzsche

When in despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won; there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall.- Mahatma Gandhi
 

Offline Rictor

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Reply #13 on: December 22, 2004, 03:22:47 pm
militant lesbians sabotaged the server, they didn't like all the male chauvanist activity going on.
 

Offline Sandwich

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Reply #14 on: December 22, 2004, 03:51:10 pm
Downtime?
SERIOUSLY...! | {The Sandvich Bar} - Rhino-FS2 Tutorial | CapShip Turret Upgrade | The Complete FS2 Ship List | System Background Package

"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Black Wolf

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Reply #15 on: December 23, 2004, 02:00:48 am
The French
TWISTED INFINITIES · SECTORGAME· FRONTLINES
Rarely Updated P3D.
Burn the heretic who killed F2S! Burn him, burn him!!- GalEmp
 

Offline Windrunner

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Reply #16 on: December 23, 2004, 02:55:44 am
Quote
Originally posted by MatthewPapa
An0n.


i have to agree on this one ;)
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Offline Clave

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Reply #17 on: December 23, 2004, 07:18:10 am
pfft..

It was just a late Y2K bug coming out of hibernation.
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Offline Grug

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Reply #18 on: December 23, 2004, 07:35:37 am
lol Black Wolf.

Reminds me of Matthew Riley books. Always seems that the French are the badguys.
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #19 on: December 23, 2004, 05:43:18 pm
Are they ever good guys?
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