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Offline Vertigo1

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I have a much better idea to deter things like this. I say buy an island off the coast of some nasty third-world country that nobody wants to visit, dump any morons like this, and anyone that has any idea for yet another "reality" tv show and force them to watch Hamblin's Janeway porn until they die from either exposure or hunger.  While you're at it, make spammers around the world join them in their blissfull demise. :D
Gargoyles, Season 1.  Buy it, or DIE! :)

"Professor! This ship is capable of traveling 90 percent the speed of light! Why are we only doing 35 miles an hour!" - Leela
"Because we're in a hurry!" - Professor

"from a purely stastical standpoint japanese men DO have smaller penii on average" - Kazan

 

Offline Grey Wolf

The dumbest thing in america....
Will we allow them to have katanas on the island?
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

 

Offline Flaser

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nah....TEASPOONS! You've gotta have style precious.

Nothing hurts as much as getting your hurt spooned out by the darn aluminium or preferably plastic spoon made in Taiwan.
"I was going to become a speed dealer. If one stupid fairytale turns out to be total nonsense, what does the young man do? If you answered, “Wake up and face reality,” you don’t remember what it was like being a young man. You just go to the next entry in the catalogue of lies you can use to destroy your life." - John Dolan

 
The dumbest thing in america....
in my job, we were all saying they should do a reality talk show of our store and see all the melodrama and agrivated harasment that goes on in retail....

then we'd be sued by the gap for creative rights stealin!

 

Offline Stealth

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Originally posted by mitac
:wtf: We don't have that kind of programme here. Not yet, I fear.


good.  because it's a scary program.  basically they make people do things that most humans are afraid of.  everything from eating blended sheep brains, rotten ostrich eggs, jumping out of an airplane (with a safety harness of course), getting raped, etc. etc.

i'm j/k about the last one.