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Offline an0n

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So I've Decided To Learn The Guitar....
...and, being poor, I can't pay for actual lessons.

I need links - lots of 'em.
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Offline Night Hammer

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apparently it helps you get laid, what my friends tell me at least....

far too lazy to try
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Yes, being a rock star does help with the ladies.
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Offline an0n

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It's not just being able to play guitar that does it. It's the implied partying and/or sexual experience that reels in the cheap sluts.

You don't get the good women till you start doing all that touchy-feely writing bull**** and 'expressing yourself' through your music.
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Offline phreak

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either that or you could just play really fast and say you're good with your fingers.
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And if they reject you, you've got 6 handy little lengths of metal wire.......
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Offline FireCrack

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6?


wait i'm stupid...


Actualy only 3 are very usefull mabye, the coiled ones might suck.
actualy, mabye not.
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So I've Decided To Learn The Guitar....
http://www.cyberfret.com/ has some really helpful lessons. And http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/ has the best lessons. Join the forums there, too. They're really helpful as long as you don't go be n00bish. If that NAME GOES HERE guy shows up, that'd be me. Once you start learning, it will get even better. :)
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How... out of character of you an0n.
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Offline Setekh

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So, acoustic or electric?

Best tip ever: never rush. Get your moves right, build up speed later. You try any other way, and your technique is going to be pretty messed up no matter how good you are.
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Use the elbow, not the wrist!


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Offline Rictor

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So I've Decided To Learn The Guitar....
Its all in the follow-through!

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Offline vyper

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Quote
Originally posted by Setekh


Best tip ever: never rush. Get your moves right, build up speed later. You try any other way, and your technique is going to be pretty messed up no matter how good you are.


Very true.


It might even apply to playing guitars too! ;)
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Offline aldo_14

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ba-da-da-boom!

 

Offline vyper

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In 5 hours I may die of stress, that was the best I could come up with!
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Offline icespeed

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So I've Decided To Learn The Guitar....
guitar? hey cool. have you got one yet? have you got a piccy?

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Offline vyper

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While I'm sure someone here will string you up for quoting GC, tis a very good song.
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Offline pyro-manic

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So I've Decided To Learn The Guitar....
Ngkkkkkk.....

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Heathens. It's a bloody awful song. Good Charlotte are a nasty, foul-smelling, crusty splatter of a stain on "alternative" music. They're supposedly "punk" but have no ****ing idea what punk even is. Go and listen to some Bad Religion. That's ****ing punk. :blah:

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Anyhoo - anon - you really won't get very good without some lessons of some sort. You can learn all the chord shapes and scales in the world, but you need to have someone with experience who can tell you how to do stuff, what you're doing well and what you're doing badly. Even if you just know someone else who plays, get 'em to help you. You'll improve much faster that way...
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