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Offline Corsair

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Woman almost explodes while giving birth
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4191765.stm

Ma'am? It's either an elephant or a really, really fat kid!
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.

 

Offline aldo_14

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Woman almost explodes while giving birth
Whoaff!

That's about 10lb over me........

 

Offline Scuddie

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Woman almost explodes while giving birth
Damn...  And I thought 12lb 4oz was big...  I guess I wasnt born that big after all :blah:
Bunny stole my signature :(.

Sorry boobies.

 

Offline Night Hammer

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Woman almost explodes while giving birth
wow....:eek2:
Stop... Hammertime :hammer:

 

Offline Rictor

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Woman almost explodes while giving birth
Thanks God I'm not a woman. I can't imagine what that must be like. Even my biggest turd is miniscule compared to what that woman must have had to go through (though it was a C section.)

  

Offline aldo_14

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Thanks for that image, rictor.

 

Offline Taristin

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Woman almost explodes while giving birth
Must have been a big woman...
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Offline Sigma957

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Woman almost explodes while giving birth
Hell he's going to be a big lad when he grows up :eek:
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Offline Nico

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Woman almost explodes while giving birth
Quote
Originally posted by Rictor
Thanks God I'm not a woman. I can't imagine what that must be like. Even my biggest turd is miniscule compared to what that woman must have had to go through (though it was a C section.)


If your rectum can stretch as much as a woman's vagina, I can only wonedr about your sexual inclinations :p

sorry lads, I couldn't miss that one :p
SCREW CANON!

 

Offline Night Hammer

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Woman almost explodes while giving birth
:wakka: @ Venom
Stop... Hammertime :hammer:

 

Offline Grey Wolf

Woman almost explodes while giving birth
And the one joke I was afraid would happen did. At least the other Grey Wolf (the one from Warpstorm) isn't here. Venom's comment would then have been followed by some wierd comment about an0n....  (As a note, I go by the name Lone Wolf over there, as he beat me to Grey Wolf by about 12 hours)
« Last Edit: January 20, 2005, 08:33:16 pm by 102 »
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Offline übermetroid

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Woman almost explodes while giving birth
holy ****!  that kid is bigger then my 5 month old!
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Woman almost explodes while giving birth
It's a PRESCHOOLER IN DISGUISE! Seriously, don't be fooled!
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Blind people with them..."

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Offline vyper

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Woman almost explodes while giving birth
Look at it this way, if she couldn't get a C-section for that, what could she get one for?
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