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Offline an0n

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The Mystery Biscuit
on: January 21, 2005, 10:34:12 pm
I just found a biscuit in my pocket.

I don't know where it came from.

It's a Rich Tea, so it's nothing sinister. Looks fairly fresh. No stains or marks. Smells good.

And it's not just in any pocket, it's in the left pocket of my dressing gown.

Very strange.

Carry on.
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Offline Bobboau

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Reply #1 on: January 21, 2005, 10:41:36 pm
dressing gown?
... :wtf:
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Reply #2 on: January 21, 2005, 10:41:41 pm
id advise against eating it, there might be an assasination plot in the works, thats how they killed my evil twin
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The Mystery Biscuit
Reply #3 on: January 21, 2005, 10:49:28 pm
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Originally posted by Bobboau
dressing gown?
... :wtf:

"Bath robe"

And I've already eaten in, but it's been replaced by another one in my right pocket, which for some reason I didn't think to check before now.

I think maybe they're spies.
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Reply #4 on: January 21, 2005, 10:52:16 pm
Congratulations to you an0n for yet again posting something random and pointless :p

*wishes he had a biscuit* :drevil:
 

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Reply #5 on: January 21, 2005, 10:53:17 pm
I wouldn't have posted if it was a cookie or maybe a chocolate digestive - those ****ers are always up to something - but a mundane, run-of-the-biscuit-mill Rich Tea?

There's something afoot.
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Offline Taristin

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Reply #6 on: January 21, 2005, 10:56:30 pm
*wonders what a Rich Tea is*
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The Mystery Biscuit
Reply #7 on: January 21, 2005, 11:08:18 pm
*Is not the Spy* :nervous:
 

Offline Corsair

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Reply #8 on: January 21, 2005, 11:10:35 pm
So you are an MI-6 agent... I suspected as much.
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Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #9 on: January 21, 2005, 11:13:20 pm
Corhellion, since you know that, you must indeed be a spy :p
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Reply #10 on: January 21, 2005, 11:14:56 pm
*Takes out wire and strangles Grey Wolf 2009*

*Hides his body in the air ducts*

Who else wants to say I'm a spy?
 

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Reply #11 on: January 21, 2005, 11:20:14 pm
*Steps out holding an Walther PPK and shoots Corhellion

I knew that double would come in handy.
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Offline Night Hammer

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Reply #12 on: January 21, 2005, 11:32:23 pm
**Drives away in Aston Martin DB-6**

hehe;7
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Reply #13 on: January 21, 2005, 11:37:31 pm
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Originally posted by Raa
*wonders what a Rich Tea is*
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Reply #14 on: January 21, 2005, 11:45:04 pm
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Reply #15 on: January 21, 2005, 11:58:54 pm
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Originally posted by an0n


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Reply #16 on: January 22, 2005, 12:05:22 am
Yes.

Rich Teas are not Japanese men holding iced tea.
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Reply #17 on: January 22, 2005, 12:12:16 am
Oh really? They aren't are they? I submit to you, EXHIBIT A!

Quote
Originally posted by an0n
I just found a [Japanese man holding iced tea] in my pocket.

I don't know where it came from.

It's a [Japanese man holding iced tea], so it's nothing sinister. Looks fairly fresh. No stains or marks. Smells good.

And it's not just in any pocket, it's in the left pocket of my dressing gown.

Very strange.

Carry on.


*Edited for pertinence.
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Reply #18 on: January 22, 2005, 12:15:26 am
Don't make me have gay sex with you in a forceful manner........biotch.
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Reply #19 on: January 22, 2005, 12:16:49 am
It's actualy an analgesic, you want to take it sou you can get out of your house before it is buldozed.
actualy, mabye not.
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