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Offline Corsair

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Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.

 

Offline Nuclear1

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How does one go about getting this fat?
:eek:

Holy crap... that's one fat dude.
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Offline Grey Wolf

How does one go about getting this fat?
I believe it involves IV tubes, lard, and opiates....
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Offline an0n

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How does one go about getting this fat?
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"My hope is Patrick will be able to remain mobile enough to get out of the house and get a job," Harris said. "He could have a career in motivational speaking. He's got the smarts."

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Offline Ford Prefect

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How does one go about getting this fat?
"Ladies and gentlemen, I used to be really fat! Then I lost SIX HUNDRED POUNDS! And you know what?

I'M STILL ONE FAT MOTHER ****ER!
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Offline Setekh

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How does one go about getting this fat?
:nervous:

I found it hard work eating enough to gain 3kg in the three weeks I spent in Malaysia. I had to eat almost twice as much as I ordinarily do.
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Offline Knight Templar

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He said eventually he would like to get down to 240 pounds -- although the last time he saw that on the scale was when he was in sixth grade.


Egad. I was upward of 55 pounds in sixth grade.
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Offline Night Hammer

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How does one go about getting this fat?
damn...hes huge

i didnt even know it was possible to break 1000
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Offline Rictor

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How does one go about getting this fat?
In my old building, there was this one really fat guy. And we're talking like extra jumbo fat here. Not only that, but he was extremely dirty as well, to the point that I avoided his whole floor and sometimes even the ones above and below it (this is actually true. I delivered flyers in my building, and no one on the third floor ever got any. )

Anyway, I go back to the old neighborhood a few years ago to see my friend, and we're walking through the courtyard of my old building. I haven't been back there in a year or two, and you know what the first sight is that hits my eyes?

Mark, the guys name is Mark by the way, on his terrace, without a shirt. Apparently, he's taking in the summer rays, maybe wants to get a nice tan going. That image is forever burned into my brain.

Just though you guys might like to know.

 

Offline FireCrack

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How does one go about getting this fat?
I'm jsut 100lbs now
actualy, mabye not.
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How does one go about getting this fat?
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Originally posted by Rictor
Mark, the guys name is Mark by the way, on his terrace, without a shirt. Apparently, he's taking in the summer rays, maybe wants to get a nice tan going. That image is forever burned into my brain.

Just though you guys might like to know.


TMFI, dude!! Too Much F*****g Information!! Now I can´t get that image out of my head aswell!!
:hopping: :hopping:




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Offline Nico

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Originally posted by Setekh
:nervous:

I found it hard work eating enough to gain 3kg in the three weeks I spent in Malaysia. I had to eat almost twice as much as I ordinarily do.


Tell me about it, I'm 1.83 and I weight only 58kg :doubt:
And I used to eat an awful lot but... well, I've just given up, no result, I could never break the 58kg limit.
SCREW CANON!

 

Offline Singh

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How does one go about getting this fat?
damn you!

And here i am gaining weight due to my sedentary computer-esk lifestyle :(
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Offline diamondgeezer

How does one go about getting this fat?
I'm hovering at a nice 72kg. All trim and muscley since I started training to meet the RN fitness requirments. Whoo, go me :D

Oh, and the point of this post was to let you know how great I am :nod:


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Offline adwight

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How does one go about getting this fat?
240 lbs translates to how much kgs?(that's how much i weigh...)
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Offline Roanoke

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How does one go about getting this fat?
Hmmm, stretch marks.

 

Offline Clave

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How does one go about getting this fat?
This guy: http://www.andythevikingfordham.com/ has started in the Celebrity Fit Club show over here.  He weighed in a 30st/420lb/190Kg....
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Offline Corsair

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How does one go about getting this fat?
6'1", 160 lbs right here. :D
Which translates to...1.85m and 73 kg

And it's all muscle of course.
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Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.

 

Offline Gank

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How does one go about getting this fat?
6'0'', 13st with a 34" waist.

 

Offline IceFire

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How does one go about getting this fat?
Wow that man is huge.  I guess I'll never understand.  I stay at a constant 145lbs which is maybe a bit light for a 5'11.  Still too sedentary...only get proper excercise a couple of times a week.

Its just so freaking hard to get excercise when the temperature outside is -15 or blizzarding.  So you rely on indoor and you try and schedule it around school.  Gotta do something new...its really a pain!
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