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Offline Bobboau

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ok we all know of this utopian comunist society of blue humanoid creatures that lives in the forests of old england (some midevil nation that speaks only english). but if you think about it, there is something of an inconsistency in there aparently perfict lives, how do they reproduce? they have one female servicing a large population of males, this implys a speciese that lays eggs, however by most other criteria they would apear to be mamals, with the hair and all. however the issue is even further confused when one takes into consideration the fact that the only 'female' smurf was a creation and thus unnatural, meaning that they would need to use some form of asexual reproduction, like a binary fision, or perhaps budding. but whatever the case what evedence we have is very limited as the show unfortunately rarely goes into details regarding the sexual habits of the smurfs, so, what are your thoughts on the subject?
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i think there where more female smurfs but they didn't have much of a personality and never got on the show...they where TOO Nice/mean....
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why didn't Gargamel just stomp on the buggers and be done with it?
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Beer and pussy, that’s all I need.

We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.

Smurfette?

Mm-hmmm.

Not some, like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.

Smurfette doesn’t ****.

That’s bull****. Smurfette ****s all the other smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.

Okay, well, you know what? Then she ****s them while Vanity watches Okay?

What about Papa Smurf? He must get in on the action.

Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape.

First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario is just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

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Offline WMCoolmon

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Because he really didn't hate the smurfs. He actually had a fetish for them, and persecuting them was his way of expressing the feelings of guilt, which stemmed from society's rejection of him for just that reason.

Smurfs was actually a deep social commentary on acceptance of others with different sexual preferences, you just have to look deep enough. :p

This is also why sexual overtones are constantly being read into Smurfs.
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i have several theorys:

1. the smurff settlement is a gay town. it is possible smurffs exist elswere and lead a more conservitave lifestyle. papa smurff? sounds like a gay pet name to me.
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2. smurffs have children infrequently in large litters. to prevent overpopulation they evolved with a natural equilibrium , reproduction rendering mostly males.

3. the smurffs potrayed in the show are members of a hippie cult and have taken a vow of chasity or something.

4. all the females were eaten by gargamel, prompting the creation of a female smurff to serve as the town whore. the manor in wich she was created rendered smurffet incapable of reproduction.
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Offline Goober5000

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Well, Papa Smurf appears to be the only, er, papa.  So perhaps all the Smurfs are his sons -- he married Mama Smurf and had a zillion kids, and then Mama Smurf died.  So all the Smurfs are just one big happy family.

 

Offline Nuke

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smurffet is the town whore, and papa smurf is her pimp :thepimp:
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Mamals can lay eggs, of course there is only one rare example of this that I am aware of, but still... without further delay I present to you the platypus:


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Of course this still leads to the question of why there aren't any little smurfs running around, how they create these hypothetical eggs and where they store them...
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Originally posted by Ghostavo
Mamals can lay eggs, of course there is only one rare example of this that I am aware of, but still... without further delay I present to you the platypus:

http://www.genevaschools.org/austinbg/class/gray/platypus/adult1.gif


There are in fact three - the Platypus and two species of Echidna.

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Hem, "smurfs" live in France, and they're actually called shtroumphs. Stop tainting everything, you evil Albion devils!
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Originally posted by redsniper
why didn't Gargamel just stomp on the buggers and be done with it?


he didn't know where the village was.

Nuke: I don't think #1 is correct for the following reasons:

1. many of the smurfs seem to be attracted to Smurfette, and do romatic things to win her affection

2. there are some smurfs that are obviously gay while the rest are not. Vanity Smurf for example.
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Offline Flipside

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Nico's right, Smurfs were started in France, and are the most widely translated TV program ever.

As for me, I always wished Azrael would just eat the little buggers and have done with it, I mean, how many humans could outrun a cat which is about 30 times bigger than them?

 

Offline Bobboau

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huh, they were in france, didn't know that.
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Offline Nico

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Originally posted by Flipside
Nico's right, Smurfs were started in France, and are the most widely translated TV program ever.

As for me, I always wished Azrael would just eat the little buggers and have done with it, I mean, how many humans could outrun a cat which is about 30 times bigger than them?


That's a kid comics, man :p
And stop searching gay symbols or stuff, shtroumphs ( SHTROUMPHS, damnit! ) are just a dictionary of stereotypes, and I REALLY don't believe Peyo was a guy who would put subliminal gay messages :p
Oh, and the SHTROUMPHette was created by Gargamel, btw. Yeah, I know my classics :p
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Offline Flipside

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Actually, I thought they were Swedish or something to be honest.
And yes, the female previously known as Smurfette was made by Gargamel, and she was Brunette :)

Still figuring out the gay symbols thing though ;)

 

Offline Rictor

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it seems all the cool kids shows/comics originated in France...the Smurfs, Asterix & Obelix, Tintin etc...

on a side note, Smurfs or more accurately "Shtrumpfs" is the unoffical, slightly derogatory name given to UN soldiers stationed in Bosnia, due to their blue helmets.
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Offline Nico

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No, Tintin was belgian.
I think.
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