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Offline Rictor

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Well it in French, so ha!

 

Offline Clave

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Dan Dare was British...
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Offline Crazy_Ivan80

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Originally posted by Nico
No, Tintin was belgian.
I think.


Tintin is Belgian
as are the Smurfs (Peyo is Belgian)
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Offline Genryu

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Nico, you may know your classics, but you don't know the name apparently : Schtroumpfs, damnitall !! :hopping:

And there's a reason most of our comics convention are called franco-belgian : many author come from there.

On a sidenote : we also tend to call our police force and the miltary during training Schtroumpfs, due to them being clad all in blue :D
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Offline Nico

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Originally posted by Genryu
On a sidenote : we also tend to call our police force and the miltary during training Schtroumpfs, due to them being clad all in blue :D


We do?
And yeah, my bad, I forgot the C every single time :o But that's just such a weird name :p
Oh, and Peyo was Belgian, but I believe he lived in France and was first edited by a French editor, so the Schtroumphs are french :p
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Offline Genryu

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Well, at least in my family we do :)
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Tintin was French, the author was French...
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Offline Nico

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Ah, well, I'm mixing them all, but I'm sure most of them are Belgian.
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Offline Grey Wolf

Never really likes the Smurfs. Asterix, now, that's quality, especially the earlier ones when both Goscinny and Uderzo worked on it.
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what about the snorks?
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Snorks!

They were the cool ones...


Oh... err... What makes any of you think that male smurfs are indeed male? :nervous:
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lol wtf

 

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Offline Janos

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Afred J. Kwak was the **** man, why don't they make animated children series like that anymore? :mad:
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lol wtf

 
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Originally posted by Ford Prefect
   quote:Beer and pussy, that’s all I need.

    We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.

    Smurfette?

    Mm-hmmm.

    Not some, like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.

    Smurfette doesn’t ****.

    That’s bull****. Smurfette ****s all the other smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

    No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.

    Okay, well, you know what? Then she ****s them while Vanity watches Okay?

    What about Papa Smurf? He must get in on the action.

    Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape.

    First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario is just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

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that's such an awesome movie!
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Originally posted by Janos
Afred J. Kwak was the **** man, why don't they make animated children series like that anymore? :mad:
Also,

Earth!
Wind!
Fire!
Water!
Heart!
Gooooooooooo planet!
By your powers combined, I am
Captain Planet!


you mean captain libral hippie deuche :D
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Captain Planet is weakend by pollution, such as garbage. so if you give him a peice of paper, he's fine, but if you drop a piece of paper on the ground then give it to him, he gets weakened.
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Or essentially if u just make him watch the series. That works as trash. :p

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Captain Planet is weakend by pollution, such as garbage. so if you give him a peice of paper, he's fine, but if you drop a piece of paper on the ground then give it to him, he gets weakened.


I never really understood that. Why does he fight pollution then, why not crime or something?

Oh. Of course, he'd probably keel over and die if he got within 50 miles of LA. :p
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Offline Sesquipedalian

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I seem to recall a Smurf episode (or maybe it was the Smurf movie?) in which a stork actually brought Baby Smurf one night during...

a blue moon.
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