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Offline Goober5000

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And Kalfireth seems to have forgotten he's an admin, too. :p

 

Offline Corsair

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Or else he's just biding his time...
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Offline Dark_4ce

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Maybe they're evil clones! Or pod people...

Still good stuff UT! :yes:
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Offline Unknown Target

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In light of recent events, I have decided to stop writing the HLP Movie, any sequels, and all further developments will be halted until further notice.

EDIT: Yes, it was an April Fools joke, don't worry Sandwich :D
« Last Edit: April 12, 2005, 08:48:24 pm by 368 »

 

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Yarr! 'T be a mighty fine joke of the April Fools UT.

Yarr.
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Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
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Offline TrashMan

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April fools!

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

Don't EVER make a jonke like that again!
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Offline Sandwich

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Originally posted by Unknown Target
In light of recent events, I have decided to stop writing the HLP Movie, any sequels, and all further developments will be halted until further notice.


Noooooo! I MUST BE VINDICATORED!!!111
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill

 

Offline Unknown Target

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Relax :)
Any way that you guys can remove the swear word filter for this thread?
EDIT: Added two lines, please reread after where Kalfireth reveals who sold HLP out. :)

SCENE SEVENTY NINE. INT. MAINTENANCE WALKWAY  – NIGHT.


We open to see a dark, deserted maintenance corridor, suspended high above a large collection of heavy automated machinery. The entire scene is lit from below, and small, hovering repair droids zip back and forth. As steam rises lazily from below, two figures emerge on the walkway. They walk to the center, then stop and turn to one another. They turn out to be KALFIRETH and SANDWICH, engaged in conversation, shouting at the top of their lungs to get their voices heard above the noisy clanging below. An invisible wind blows past them, ruffling their appearances.

SANDWICH: Why here?

KALFIRETH: No bugs!

SANDWICH points furtively at his ear.

SANDWICH: What?

KALFIRETH points around the area with a twirl of his finger and cups his hands to his mouth.

KALFIRETH: No bugs!

SANDWICH nods and looks around, then turns to look at KALFIRETH.

SANDWICH: So what did you want to tell me?

KALFIRETH: You need to listen very carefully…the fate of Hard Light, and quite possibly the galaxy, rests in our hands.

He gestures wildly behind him.

KALFIRETH: That fleet and your arrest did not happen by unfortunate chance alone! There’s a traitor in the Hard Light ranks, and he’s opening the door for a hostile takeover!

SANDWICH ducks to avoid a drunken repair bot, then turns to look at KALFIRETH incredulously.

SANDWICH: What’re you talking about? Shrike would know right away if he had a traitor in the ranks! If you’re talking about the new guy, forget it – Shrike’s been having guards watch him since he joined up!

KALFIRETH: It’s not him!

SANDWICH registers a look of mild surprise.

SANDWICH: Then who?

KALFIRETH ducks to avoid another repair bot. This one travels off and bounces off another. KALFIRETH watches them for an instant, then returns his eyes to SANDWICH.

KALFIRETH: It’s Styxx!

SANDWICH takes a step back in surprise, his face slack jawed.

SANDWICH: Impossible! Styxx was loyal to us even during the first Board War!

KALFIRETH: That’s true, however, it seems that ever since he visited the Outer Rim, he’s had his own visions of conquest! Now he’s amassed a fleet – the very same fleet that’s out there right now!

SANDWICH stays silent, his brow furrowed, deep in thought, processing this startling information.

SANDWICH: So is he the one that framed me?

KALFIRETH: No! It was someone else - another job! I'm not close enough to him to get who it was though!

SANDWICH: So what's your name? And what do you have to gain out of all this?

KALFIRETH: Let’s just say I used to work here! But the name's Kalfireth!

SANDWICH nods and looks around hurriedly, then turns to KALFIRETH once more, his face intent.

SANDWICH: So what do we do?

KALFIRETH: You listen, and do what I say!

SANDWICH nods, and as they start to talk, we fade to:
« Last Edit: May 12, 2005, 05:52:22 am by 368 »

 

Offline neo_hermes

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:eek: Styxx!!!
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Offline redsniper

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So it turns out Administrator isn't the bad guy! Da da da dum!
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Offline Sandwich

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Gah! I can't take it anymore! This is worse than 24! :p
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill

 

Offline Singh

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No. I bet administrator is the bad guy, and that Kalifreth is there just to throw the suspicion off him and misguide sandwich into fighting a totally wrong war against the HLP admins! It's all a conspiracy! A conspiracy I tell ya!
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Offline Darkage

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Very nice UT!:D

Cough.....me......cough lol:D

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Nah, the real Styxx is dead, and the other one is an evil clone contolled by ("A NAME THAT IS CENSORED,NEVERMORE TO BE SAID AGAIN",SAYING THE "NAME THAT IS CENSORED,NEVERMORE SAID AGAIN", WILL BE PUNISHED,BY HAVING TO SERVE THE "ONE WHOSE NAME IS CENSORED,NEVERMORE TO BE SAID AGAIN",UNTIL YOU DIE):D
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Offline Corsair

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Hmmm... I was rather bored last night and was rereading the old movie. I'd forgotten that Thunder and Setekh were listed as MIA in the final confrontation with wEvil and HemroidFrogButt. So that explains the reappearance of Thunder as Kalfireth.

Anyway, yeah. Styxx as the bad guy? I'll believe that one when I see it.
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.

 

Offline Sandwich

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Originally posted by Corsair
...HemroidFrogButt....


:wakka: I'd totally forgotten about that guy! :wakka:
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill

 

Offline Black Wolf

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/me knows who administrator is.

No, really! :nervous:
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Offline redsniper

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it's Steak in disguise!
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

Hard Light Productions:
"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."

 

Offline Falcon

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Good stuff! :yes:

 

Offline Unknown Target

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Here we go :) Hope my writing is still up to snuff.
EDIT: Made a correction/addition to the previous installment:


Quote

SANDWICH: So what's your name? And what do you have to gain out of all this?

KALFIRETH: Let’s just say I used to work here! But the name's Kalfireth!




SCENE EIGHTY. INT. MACHINA TERRA FORUM – NIGHT.

We open to see a brightly lit office type room, adorned with books on the side and a large computer terminal resting on a desk, behind which sits STYXX, in a large, padded leather chair. In front of him stands COBRA. STYXX slams his drinking glass down on the table and shouts loudly.

STYXX: What do you mean you weren’t able to disable the weapons systems?

COBRA quivers a little, and struggles to remain intelligible.

COBRA: I…the security system…I wasn’t g-given the right t-tools…

STYXX: And you couldn’t think of anything else?

COBRA: N-no…

STYXX: Jesus H. Christ! When our backup gets here they won’t make it past the first barrage!

COBRA: I’m s-sorry…

STYXX: You’re going to go and do it right. Take whatever you need, we need those defenses taken out. Now go.

COBRA bows slightly.

COBRA: T-thank you sir!

He hurriedly rushes out to avoid a second barrage. As he opens the door and exits, STYXX’s SECRETARY holds it open and addresses the brooding STYXX.

SECRETARY: Sir? You have someone here to see you.

STYXX: Who is it?

SECRETARY: He says to tell you he’s a friend of two peoples. You’d know what it means.

STYXX smiles slightly in recognition, and turns to face his secretary with his whole body. He gestures happily towards her.

STYXX: Ahh, please, please, send him in!

The SECRETARY nods and steps out of the room, closing the door behind her. A few seconds later, the door starts to creak open. STYXX smiles warmly.

STYXX: Hello friend. What can I do for you today…?

The figure is now completely in the room, and gently shuts the door behind him. He starts to speak, and his voice is a dead give away as to his identity.

KALFIRETH: Oh…not much. Just wanted to talk about a few things…

We cut to:

SCENE EIGHTY-ONE. INT. FORUM READY ROOM – NIGHT.

The room is dark and silent, completely deserted this late at night. A camera rotates back and forth in one corner of the wall, it’s red light glowing menacingly in the almost pitch black room. Shadows cast by small emergency lights give an eerie glow to the entire scene, as empty armor hangs on the walls like skeletons.
Soon, we begin to notice that, as the camera turns each direction, a shadow moves on it’s opposite side. The shadow darts in and out, weaving behind benches and lockers, always staying out of view. Eventually it gets close enough to the camera for us to realize that it is actually a man…as the camera turns away for the final time, he quickly dashes up to it and hides underneath it, plastered against the wall. As the camera starts to turn back, he slowly reaches up and gently plucks the power cord out of it’s socket, powering the camera down. The figure turns back to the room around him, his face hidden beneath a ninja mask. He stealthily slides over to a locker, now bolted tight with a heavy duty keylock. On it is marked SANDWICH. The figure takes a tool out of his belt and moves it up to the lock. A small torch light flares into being, and he slowly cuts the lock away, causing it to fall free. He catches it before it hits the ground, and gently sets it on top of the locker. Opening it, the contents are revealed. The figure reaches in and grabs a large rifle, several other weapons, and eventually, at the bottom, a Hammer of Justice. Turning it over reveals that a segment has been taken out of the inside. The figure shakes his head and speaks, revealing his identity as SANDWICH.

SANDWICH: What have they done to my baby…?

He quickly pockets the Hammer of Justice, and puts the lock back into place, quickly re welding it. He turns away and looks around the room for a second, then quickly darts to a corner, where several large trunks are resting, minus locks. He opens each one, and sits back.

SANDWICH: Oh baby…

Inside the boxes are contained dozens of weapons. As SANDWICH begins to unload them, stuffing them all into a large sack, we fade to:
« Last Edit: May 12, 2005, 05:53:09 am by 368 »