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Offline Grey Wolf

Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?

And that basically summarizes all game movies.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

 

Offline Dark_4ce

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Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?
Eheheheheh... That is unfortunately how things are starting to look nowadays. I have never... NEVER witnessed a year that has had so much crap come out of Hollywood. True, there's been a few good films, but the ratio is totally out of whack. Hopefully this trend will end in a year where Hollywood realises that the movie audience is not just a bunch of retards. Maybe I should go into to tv production instead.... :(
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Offline Liberator

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Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?
Make's you wish for the old day when the studios had stars under contract, sure there was crap, but it didn't cost so much to make.
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

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Offline Rictor

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Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?
Aaaaaargh, my eyes!
The googles, they do nothing!

 

Offline Deepblue

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Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?
Sorry to say Dark 4ce, but the movie audience in general is a bunch of retards.

 

Offline Dark_4ce

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Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?
*Sigh*
:(

...I know...I know...
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Offline WeatherOp

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Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?
Hey, be glad poke'mon died before all these game movies started being made.:D :yes: And I'm not talking about another cartoon.
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?
Sci-Fi Pictures and made for TV are my last hope...
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline Grey Wolf

Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?
I'm thinking Japanese and Chinese films, but that's just me.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

 

Offline Turambar

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Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?
Bloodrayne movie problems

Main character: Needs More Boobs
Michael Madsen: NOT A  VAMPIRE! HELL NO!!!!

from what i saw, completely dry acting and really, really badly written lines,
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D

 

Offline Carl

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Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?
so is it going to be worse than the SMB movie?
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Offline Ghost

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Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?
It'd probably suck, but what about a fanmade Freespace movie? With some of the people on here, it might turn out to be pretty good...

Penny Arcade is awesome.
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Offline vyper

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Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?
Best way to do an FS movie would be with CGI. All of it. Like FF: The Spirits Within.
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Offline Ghost

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Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?
Christ.... needs money for that, but I agree. Except Spirits Within blew ass, and if any Freespace movie sucked, I would kill myself.
Wh00t!? Vinyl? Is it like an I-pod 2 or something?

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Offline Knight Templar

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Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?
The character doesn't lok angry / sluty enough to be in a Bloodrayne movie. Plus, I'm kind of tired of all the bampire movies.
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Offline Ford Prefect

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Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?
I don't know about everyone else, but I'm going to watch this movie and probably enjoy it on a delightfully shallow level.

Violence and boobs, violence and boobs! :yes:
« Last Edit: February 01, 2005, 10:03:00 pm by 2015 »
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Offline Rictor

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Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?
I doubt it. There are certain movies that can be enjoyed on purely that one level, Underworld comes to mind, but some are so bad that you get embarrased just watching them. Even irony has its limits. I could barely finish the trailer, and thats like 30 seconds.

edit: oh and, completely agree with vyper. Freespace would best be done with kick-ass CGI. Even good machnima would suffice.

 

Offline Ford Prefect

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Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?
Well, you can go ahead and be self-conscious, but the sex appeal has sold it to me already.
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?
If the pointless action movie goodness can't be sustained through a trailer, I don't think the boobs are going to be enough to keep the movie going.
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Offline Turnsky

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Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?
did i say hollywood was dying out ?(i almost typed hollow-wood)
i mean that Hollywood is dead, and it's death-throes are flinging out crappy movies like the infected blood from an ebola victim.
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