[Corhellion]

*pulls out a crate of Plasma Cells*

New shipment...UAC grade Plasma Cells.

*looks again, at the half empty crate*

...uh...it came that way...

*runs*

[Kie99]

[Corsair]

Originally posted by Raa
The intro has always said there were no plasma rifles for the forumites. Fortunately I brought my plasma pistol. Hand tooled in a covv't sweat shop, by a bunch of fanatical, if not ADHD, jackals.

Indeed. It's always gone something like this:

Welcome to HLP!

Exits are to your right and left, and flamethrowers are under your seat. Be careful, though, as they are sometimes filled with water. If this is the case, try to club someone with the non-working shotguns in the weapon closet. Also, be careful while wandering the ventilation shafts. If you see a large, six-legged creature that looks really pissed, give him your lunch and he'll hopefully go away. In the event of an emergency, you can and will be used as a flotation device.  The Plasma rifles in the forward locker are released only under authorization of an Admin, [V] God, and/or hyperintelligent shade of the color blue. Oh, and whatever you do, don't hit on Tiara, no matter how good of an idea it might seem.

[InfernoGod]

Not the way I was greeted. I just copied 'n' pasted it into a notepad file, since I wasn't going to memorize that. So complain to whoever told that to me.

[Freyr]

Originally posted by Charismatic
*Just finished reading all 4 pages*
Anyone wana PM me about what hapened to Interplay\ About {v}?

Why dose V not put good info on their site? Its all the same, they barely update it from what i can see.

If they are anything like my company nobody was made specificially responsible for updating it so nobody has done anything.  Ours has only had the address changed on it in three years.

[TrashMan]

Ahem! Since when are shivans six legged? Weren't they supposed to have 5 legs?

[Unknown Target]

Three legs. Wtf are you all on? They have three legs, and a big claw on the top.

[redsniper]

five limbs. that's three 'legs' and two 'arms'

[aldo_14]

[Corsair]

It said six legs? Oops. Better fix that.

[tofu]

Maybe it's three legs, two arms, and one really long pecker

[Kie99]

[Kie99]

Doesn't everyone have a slightly different welcome message?

[Falcon]

*goes back to "janitor's closet"*

Yep nothing but good ol' quality flamethrowers here...........




ooops shouldn't have said that.........



*puts "janitor's closet" on lockdown*

[Corsair]

Originally posted by kietotheworld
Doesn't everyone have a slightly different welcome message?

[WeatherOp]

Originally posted by Falcon
*goes back to "janitor's closet"*

Yep nothing but good ol' quality flamethrowers here...........




ooops shouldn't have said that.........



*puts "janitor's closet" on lockdown*

Raa isn't gonna like you putting the Janitor's closet on lockdown, you know.

[Scuddie]

Originally posted by kietotheworld
Doesn't everyone have a slightly different welcome message?

Yes.  And you should have seen MY welcome message .

EDIT:  This was the first, and probably last, welcome message I gave out.

I did this one
Welcome to the armpit of space, KyJelly. Exits are at the left or right, depending on whether you're smart enough to distinguish between left and right. If you see a Shivan, punch his lights out. That's Carl, and he stole my lunch. Bastard. Flamethrowers are under the seats. DO NOT USE THEM! The high concentration of oxygen makes everything flammable, and he's a smartass, whoever decided to put flamethrowers under the seats... What?? My "rambling" is pissing you off? Get the hell out of here you damn useless excuse for a pilot! GET LOST!!

Somehow, for some reason, that didnt sound very welcoming. I'll try better next time.  

[Falcon]

Originally posted by WeatherOp



Raa isn't gonna like you putting the Janitor's closet on lockdown, you know.

Raa some how seems to get in there anyways no matter what security measures. So I basically just gave up with him. Yes he has access........

[Windrunner]

this is turning in to spam..