*sigh* i'm not going to go thru my usual welcoming ordeal.
Exits are to the sides and rear. Personal flamethrowers are located under the seats, but they're probably full of water so you'll need your own napalm. Don't go crawling through the air vents as they're infested with Shivans. However, if you do encounter any Shivans, it's just Carl. Give him your lunch and run away. *breathes* Plasma rifles are located in the lockers up front. However these can only be opened by [V], God, an Admin, or a hyperintelligent shade of the color blue. Do not try to enter the control room as it is guarded by subspatial claymore mines. Thank you, and enjoy your stay!
Interesting find, tho. Very interesting.
EDIT: Just went to volition's site, and looked up Mark Muller. Found this on him (note the last sentence):
Mark Muller, Network Administrator
A die hard gamer as long as he can remember, Mark's computer background is long and treacherous. Starting with a TI99/4a using audio tape to store data, then moving into the realm of early Apple PC's, he was introduced to the idea of networking during a 2 year stint at the US Naval Academy and hasn't looked back since. The move to Volition seemed a natural marriage of his two loves, gaming and networks. While not maintaining the Volition network and harrassing techs from various hardware companies, Mark likes to play multiplayer games or sic his cat Ouch on random pedestrians. It's rumored that he blackmailed Volition into giving him the job by infiltrating their network from afar...but no one's proved this yet.