Team America: World Police
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes. Assholes that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of **** that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us **** this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****.
Austin Powers 2
Mini-Me, stop humping the laser. God, why don't you and the great big laser get a frickin' room.
Clue
Mrs. White: He had always threatened to kill me in public.
Ms. Scarlett: Why would he want to kill you in public?
Wadsworth: I think she meant, he threatened in public to kill her.
Ms. Scarlett: Oh.
Zoolander
[Unveiling a building model]
Mugatu: I give you, "The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good."
[Derek looks at the model for a moment, then throws it on the floor]
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?
