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Offline Unknown Target

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Whenver I talk to girls, it's just like "hey." "Hey" "Whatsup, how are ya, what's your name, etc". She answers, you two talk, and if you're asking her to the prom or osmething, compliment her, something that sounds nice, is complex enough to sound tasteful, but simple enough to be intelligeble. Such as "Hey, I was wondering...I've noticed you around lately, and I have to say, you look amazing. I was hoping that there was some small chance you'd stoop down to my level and let me take you to the prom?" (add smile and jovial laugh for effect :D). Just be yourself, stand tall, and walk up to her. :)

 

Offline adwight

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I'll be sure to let you guys know, next week is when I plan on doing it *crosses fingers*
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Offline Unknown Target

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Good luck mate! :)

 

Offline Ford Prefect

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Ask a dude just for fun.
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Ask her the first time you see her and it doesn't seem out of context. Otherwise you run the risk of procrastinating until "oh ****, it's friday, school's over, I don't have her number and prom is tomorrow!" :p
-C

 

Offline Janos

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rohypnol
lol wtf

 

Offline vyper

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How would a chick react to viagra I wonder?
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Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by vyper
How would a chick react to viagra I wonder?


[q]Some reports have claimed that Viagra causes enhanced sexual pleasure for women by increasing blood flow to the sexual organs.[/q]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viagra

 

Offline vyper

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Could lead to a very hard.... ohhh think I'll stop there.
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Offline übermetroid

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Back when I was dating when ever I talked to a girl I would ALWAYS find something nice to say about them ("you have beautiful eyes" or "I really like how you did your hair today" or even "I like the color of your toe polish").  That way all the girls would have a soft spot for me and when a realitionship I was in fell apart there would be another girl standing in line ready to go.

I guess the moral of this story is be sure to say nice things about the girl.  Oh and when you are talking to the girl be sure not to talk about your self.  Get interested (or pretend to be) in what she has to say (or what she does, what sports she plays, ect...)
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

 

Offline Janos

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"You have beautiful skin. I would look good if I wore it."
lol wtf

 

Offline übermetroid

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Originally posted by Janos
"You have beautiful skin. I would look good if I wore it."


:wtf:

So how does brain taste?
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

 

Offline KappaWing

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Soooooo...... Didja ask her yet? ;7
"Your efforts to interdict me have failed, papacy. Pentagon, engage propaganda drive."
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I Know This May Sound Pathetic...
If she is just a warm body to take to the prom so you don´t go alone, go with the simple aproach. But if you have feelings for her, and you hope to take it further than the prom night, i suggest you make a lasting first impression. Sky writing is good. Using the school P.A system or school radio is good too. Or drop by her house, well dressed, with flowers, and ask her like a true gentleman. Be imaginative. And if she says yes, don´t be cheap with her on prom night. Hire a limmo, pick her up in style, take her out to dinner (before or after, depending on at what time the prom is), wear a tuxedo, offer her flowers, and for the love of life don´t get drunk and puke all over her! That would pretty much kill any chance you had with her, and whenever she sees you after that, she will remember that you puked all over her beautifull dress. And you don´t want that.
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« Last Edit: March 19, 2005, 01:41:56 am by 2050 »
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Originally posted by Swamp_Thing
...i suggest you make a lasting first impression...


I recommend this
-C

 

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Originally posted by WMCoolmon


I recommend this


You didn´t make that on purpose for this thread, or did you?
:p

@adwight

So, you asked her yet? The suspense is killing me...
:D
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Offline adwight

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Originally posted by KappaWing
Soooooo...... Didja ask her yet? ;7


Monday's the day.  I'm crossing my fingers.  Someone wanna help me write a "cute" poem, or find one,  that would be good to ask her out with?
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Offline Carl

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if you ask her out with a poem, you'll sound like a dork. say this:

hey, (name), you wanna go to the prom with me?
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Offline KappaWing

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm wetting my pant's I'm so nervous,
so c-can I g-go to th-the prom w-with you?

Seriously, just ask.
Unless you can think of a REALLY good poem.
"Your efforts to interdict me have failed, papacy. Pentagon, engage propaganda drive."
"Now, Protestant scum, you will see the power of this fully armed and operational Papal Station!"