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Offline adwight

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... but I'm not really the creative type of guy.  And Prom is coming up soon, so do you guys have any good ideas how to ask a girl to the prom.  It has to be creative, nothing like calling her up on the phone, cause that is just not how it is done where I live.
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Offline ShadowWolf_IH

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hire a skywriter.


ok ok ok, let's see......

ok how's this?  if you know her parents well, you should probably ask for thier blessing first.  if they agree, then they may be willing to help you.  something like, telling you her favorite flower, then stripping the pedals off of some of them and leaving her a trail to tuxedo bow tie.  attached to the bowtie is a simple note.  

"Prom? (insert your signature here)"

the trail should probably lead into her bedroom.  someplace where she feels safe...the chances of a favorable response are better that way.

and no, you don't sound pathetic.
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Offline Carl

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Offline Rictor

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Offline delta_7890

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>>;  I don't get it..it's just prom.  Go up and ask if she wants to go with you.  Problem solved.
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Offline IceFire

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Dammit man...do it the old fashioned way.  Go upto her in the hall and ask her the question.  You ask parents for permission when you're getting married and stuff :D

I always prefered to cach them without all of their friends around but I've seen that done successfully as well.  Depends on your style.
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Offline NGTM-1R

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It's easier to just ask spontanously then it is to work up the courage...but since you cannot by definition plan to do something spontanously...
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I Know This May Sound Pathetic...
I think you can pretty much take for granted that the girls are probably just as uptight as you, wondering if anyone will ask them to prom.   (Assuming of course that the object of your invitation isn't the most popular girl in school...)  My suggestion to you is to be as casual as possible....no long rehearsed speech....just go up and ask if she's been invited to prom yet.  If the answer is no,  the door is wide open to take the next step.  Be confident and sincere.

 

Offline Black Wolf

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Quote
Originally posted by ShadowWolf_IH
ok how's this?  if you know her parents well, you should probably ask for thier blessing first.


Oh dear. :sigh:
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Offline aldo_14

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Say it with fireworks.  

Then say it with fire extinguishers and bandages.

:nervous:

 

Offline Liberator

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No, you're not pathetic as you are actually going to ask a girl out.  I am pathetic because I am too much of a coward to...

sorry, there I go again....
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Many names, but always me.

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Offline Grug

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lol. k.

So you wait till she knocks of work or whatever each night for about a week.
Hang around outside make sure she sees you, then hide or run away.

Then after a week of nuturing her paranoia, start following her one day. Preferably at night, and preferably with a hood or something that conceals your face.

Now once she comes to a particularly lonely part of the suburb, pick up your pace, maybe make some grunting sounds.

If all goes well she'll do the same, and eventually break out in a run.

Here's where you need to corner her in a dark alley. Now when she starts screaming out for help or reaches for the mace, rip your hood off and ask her.

If all goes well you'll have a date for the prom or whatever its damn well called. If things go bad you may get maced and a restraining order.

Else just catch her before class and ask her matter of factly if she wants to come along with you.

Either way works... Generally.

 

Offline delta_7890

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LOL!

Really though, just go up and ask.  She says no, meh, find someone else.
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Offline Tiara

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Yeah, just ask.

ow, and not like this;

"Ehm... Will... eh... you go... Erm... with me... Prom? You know?"
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Offline Grug

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If all else fails just go with a bunch of mates.

Or hire a hooker. :p

...or both?

 

Offline delta_7890

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Quote
Originally posted by Grug
If all else fails just go with a bunch of mates.

Or hire a hooker. :p

...or both?


If I had a hooker I know I wouldn't be going to prom, personally.  XD

Though I might make it half-way there before taking a..um..detour..  <<;  >>;;
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Offline Grug

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Timewarp!

lols.

Would you have a group of friends with you too?

You know what would be interesting?
Getting the girl to come to the prom with you AND the hooker...

You'd have a feast on anchovies that night... :p
:nervous:

 

Offline Rictor

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Nothing says love like a romantic letter sent to her home address written in blood. Something like:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Look out your window
Cause I can see you

Seriously though, just ask.

 

Offline pyro-manic

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I have no good advice for you (number one social retard right here), but good luck. :)
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Offline WeatherOp

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No advice from me ether, cause I ain't going to my prom.:p  I can blame it on FS2 and all the people at the SCP, including Goob.:p
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