what? no welcome speech?
Welcome to the Hard Light Productions facility, currently enroute to TBP main forums facility.
The current topside temperature is -200 Degrees centigrade. Current inside temperature is at 32 Degrees Centigrade. Current spelling mistake-correctness ratio is 1:5.
Please keep all your limbs inside the car. In case of emergency, there are life vests under your seat, along with a flamethrower. However, due to budget cuts, there is no napalm inside, so please acquire your own in some way or the other. Plasma rifles are located in the forward lockers, but only authorised admins, a [V] God, or a hyper-intelligent shade of the color blue may open these lockers. Beware of the subspatial mines guarding the door to the control room.
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Welcome, and have a safe and productive day!