[aldo_14]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1315211.html

It's ananova - and hence probably complete bollocks* - but it's still a contender for best headline EVAR! (or whatever leetspeek pish passes for 'ever' nowadays)

[Grey Wolf]

/me applauds

On a side note: That was just a bit retarded.

[aldo_14]

Bah humbug

[Grey Wolf]

I wasn't referring to you. I was referring to a guy having two penises, or complaining about his rebuilt penis and insisting on getting a replacement.

[Nuke]

i guess his wife isnt into double penetration

[Bobboau]

"Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident..."

we can rebuild him, make him stronger, longer, more endurant! we have the technology!
hell, while we're at it, lets through a second one on there!

[Taristin]

What? No pictures?

[Ford Prefect]

From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

[Nuke]

if i had the fortune of having two id find a gal who could apreceate both of them

[Bobboau]

I think your assumeing that you'd have sensation in both, or either of them, I doubt he has truely doubled his pleasure.

though, purely hypotheticly speaking, if you could, would you like have each hooked up to a diferent nut?

[Corsair]

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by Bobboau
I think your assumeing that you'd have sensation in both, or either of them, I doubt he has truely doubled his pleasure.

though, purely hypotheticly speaking, if you could, would you like have each hooked up to a diferent nut?

'new dual pump action!!!'

(ach, I feel dirty now)

[karajorma]

Well lets face it there was no way this thread wasn't going to go downhill was there?

[aldo_14]

I'd love to have heard the conversation when he got home

"You know how you like 2 for 1 offers at the supermarket?  Well, I have a surprise for you!"

[karajorma]

What worries me is that try as I might havent been able to come up with anything sufficiently lewd to post.

I think my powers are failing me.

[Stealth]

Originally posted by Bobboau
though, purely hypotheticly speaking, if you could, would you like have each hooked up to a diferent nut?

huh?  as opposed to what?  hooked up to one nut?  i don't know about you, but my penis isn't connected to one of my nuts...

[karajorma]

Originally posted by Stealth
i don't know about you, but my penis isn't connected to one of my nuts...

You might want to a doctor about that then


I think Bob is refering to whether both testicals are wired up to one of the dicks or whether both of them can fire live rounds.

[redsniper]

I just heard about this on the radio. The people were discussing what it was made out of and from where on your body would you get the tissue, skin, etc. to reconstruct something like that.

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by karajorma


You might want to a doctor about that then


I think Bob is refering to whether both testicals are wired up to one of the dicks or whether both of them can fire live rounds.

I can't help but think he'll have a problem finding a free mouse hand.......

[Clave]

He needs to find a two-headed woman to....well you know....