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Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Post the funniest thing you have seen or heard of all day (or in the past week if desperate). I mean things you have witnessed in real life, not tv stuff.

The other day in science class, we were going over a "metric measurement unit spectrum thing" (From left side: mm, 10 mm=1cm, 10cm=1dm,10 dm=1m) 10 m, is logically 1 decametre but, this kid in my grade 10  academic science class immediately put up his hand, as he always does, in every class, and says with such confidence "inches" it was funny, but I was just too dumbfounded to laugh with the rest of my class. And the sad part, this is a regular occurence for him, always being the first to answer, 85% of the time wrong, but he doesn't get it that maybe, he should wait an extra minute, in fact later that class he answered with confidence that there are 1800 seconds in 5 minutes.
Derek Smart is his own oxymoron.

 

Offline ZylonBane

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Funniest thing you've heard all day.
I guess you had to be there.
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Offline Flipside

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Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Well, you can rest assured that Teachers actually hate 'MeSir!MeSir!MeSir!' students ;)

 

Offline Rictor

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Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Funniest thing I heard all day....

...Daikatana!

 
Funniest thing you've heard all day.
The thread's been up a minute and I'm already having it analysed, just post the funniest moment of your day.
Derek Smart is his own oxymoron.

 

Offline Taristin

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Funniest thing you've heard all day.
I've not had one.
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Offline Ford Prefect

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Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Every time my AP Government teacher turns his back, the girls make sexual gestures at him, which is funny every single time, for some reason.
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel

  

Offline Scuddie

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Funniest thing you've heard all day.
When little Cleveland said, "Do I have a cobweb in my hair?  I think I have a cobweb in my hair."
Bunny stole my signature :(.

Sorry boobies.

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Reading the Suomi Warders series of BattleTech fanfics, I come across the greatest line yet written for that universe.

"His 'Mech is half the weight of mine. What's he going to do, gnaw on my ankle actuators?"

And I read it, so technically I did "see" it.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline Genryu

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At work, since I'm the sysadmin, my e-mail is set up to receive error message coming from our mail system. I'm in a company which offer formation for professional and unemployed. One of the course here is on how to use e-mail. You know, where the sort of course where the teacher tell people to create an account named [email protected]. One of the error message I received was someone who did just that : he send his message to the actual [email protected] adress, and what's funnier in my opinion, is that the adress acctually existed, and sent an error message 'cause it was full.
Man is making better fool proof machines everyday. Nature is making bigger fools everyday. So far, Nature is winning.
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Offline Clave

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Funniest thing you've heard all day.
I have a laugh every time any of the management here claim to be computer literate..
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Offline SKYNET-011

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Petrach and a few other escaped in a pod but were covered in watermelon juice....it was horrible :eek2: :shaking: -dan87uk

OMFGWTFAOLBBQBATMAN!!!!!11114111-MicroPsycho

 
Funniest thing you've heard all day.
when my mom told me I couldn't leave the internet on all day when we aren't home because it makes the computers susceptible to hackers.:lol:
Derek Smart is his own oxymoron.

 

Offline KappaWing

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Funniest thing you've heard all day.
For those of you who haven't heard.
"Your efforts to interdict me have failed, papacy. Pentagon, engage propaganda drive."
"Now, Protestant scum, you will see the power of this fully armed and operational Papal Station!"

 

Offline ShadowWolf_IH

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Funniest thing you've heard all day.
i got an email from spm_goes_here @ hotmail.com.....it was spam
You can't take the sky from me.  Can't take that from me.

Casualties of War

 

Offline übermetroid

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Quote
Originally posted by KappaWing
For those of you who haven't heard.


:wakka:
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

 

Offline Corsair

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Funniest thing you've heard all day.
On my flight home today.
"This is your captain speaking. Sorry about the delay, but as you can see out the window, there's some bad weather and it's causing a lot of traffic and congestion in the airspace. We should be on the ground about an hour and a half late this evening. I have good news, though. I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico."
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.

 

Offline pyro-manic

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Funniest thing you've heard all day.
Customer to me: "Where the lightbulbs to, butt?" (this is how Welsh retards speak, if you're wondering why it makes no sense ;))

Me: "Um, just there mate..." *points to shelf by the bloke's elbow*

Quite amusing, and yet incredibly depressing at the same time. I often wonder how these people survive from day to day....
Any fool can pull a trigger...

 

Offline Janos

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Funniest thing you've heard all day.
I heard how two Ural Owls had sex.

"UH UH UH UH KWERRH! UH UH UHHUHUHUHUH KWERGH! UHUHUHUH KWERRRGH!"

damn it was hot

Spoiler:
true story, gasp!
lol wtf

 

Offline KappaWing

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Funniest thing you've heard all day.
That's cool.

I once saw two tortoises gettin' it on at the Detroit zoo a few years ago...

Warning; explicit content!
Spoiler:
The tortoises were both facing the same direction, with one behind the other. The (male?) tortoise climed up on the female tortoise's back, the male tortoise then slid up up & down on the other tortoise's back and made wierd, low-pitched throaty sounds.


It was so embarrasing cause my 'rents were there too. I felt like melting right into the pavement. :sigh:
"Your efforts to interdict me have failed, papacy. Pentagon, engage propaganda drive."
"Now, Protestant scum, you will see the power of this fully armed and operational Papal Station!"