Post the funniest thing you have seen or heard of all day (or in the past week if desperate). I mean things you have witnessed in real life, not tv stuff.
The other day in science class, we were going over a "metric measurement unit spectrum thing" (From left side: mm, 10 mm=1cm, 10cm=1dm,10 dm=1m) 10 m, is logically 1 decametre but, this kid in my grade 10 academic science class immediately put up his hand, as he always does, in every class, and says with such confidence "inches" it was funny, but I was just too dumbfounded to laugh with the rest of my class. And the sad part, this is a regular occurence for him, always being the first to answer, 85% of the time wrong, but he doesn't get it that maybe, he should wait an extra minute, in fact later that class he answered with confidence that there are 1800 seconds in 5 minutes.