"You have the right to log out. If you give up that right, anything you sell can and will be used against you in a forum of game devs. You have the right to a flame warrior, and to have a flame warrior with you during your 0wn1ng. If you cannot stand a flame warrior, an annoying n00b will be provided to you with no postcount deduction."
"The defendant is found...not guilty, on the charge of rushing in an 'nr 15' game."
"Your honor, the jury finds the defendant guilty on four counts of using an aimbot in a tourney, and engaging in lame camping activities during the final round."
"Objection, your honor! The prosecution is clearly using their mod powers to edit the witness's testimony!"
"Sustained."
"...you are hereby sentenced to a 30-day period of playing in newbie starter maps, and a six-month probation of all AIM messages and forum PMs."
"Mr.m0rg4n fr33z0r, is it true that you once sold an 'Elf Bow (+6)' that you looted from the corpse of another member of your party, after teamkilling them?"
"stfu n00b, 1 |)0|\|'7 |-|4\/3 70 4|\|5\/\/3|>\ 7|-|47!!!!!!!1111"
"Your honor, permission to treat the witness as a dumbass?"
"Granted."
