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Offline aldo_14

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on: May 18, 2005, 08:14:59 am
Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers
The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.

Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discretely concealed in a plastic bag.

To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.

For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know why.
 

Offline Taristin

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Reply #1 on: May 18, 2005, 08:19:06 am
Wow...
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Offline Andreas

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Reply #2 on: May 18, 2005, 08:25:13 am
:lol:
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Offline Liberator

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Reply #3 on: May 18, 2005, 08:37:37 am
...
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

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Offline Ashrak

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Reply #4 on: May 18, 2005, 08:39:15 am
nice well that was definately on helluva ride :p
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Offline Fineus

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Reply #5 on: May 18, 2005, 08:59:09 am
That's ASDA price ;)
 

Offline Bobboau

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Reply #6 on: May 18, 2005, 09:42:07 am
"orgasmatronic underwear"
:ha:
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #7 on: May 18, 2005, 09:55:29 am
Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
That's ASDA price ;)


:lol:
 

Offline Ashrak

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Reply #8 on: May 18, 2005, 11:26:16 am
Quote
Originally posted by Bobboau
"orgasmatronic underwear"
:ha:


:lol:
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Offline Flipside

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Reply #9 on: May 18, 2005, 12:34:49 pm
Yeah, saw this in the paper, tis just a but funny :D
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #10 on: May 18, 2005, 12:48:57 pm
:lol:

*curses Indiana law against getting turned on in public*
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Offline Nuke

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Reply #11 on: May 18, 2005, 03:18:13 pm
arent sex toys fun :D
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Offline Corsair

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Reply #12 on: May 18, 2005, 08:06:14 pm
If she had died, she'd definitely be up for a Darwin award.
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
  

Offline Sigma957

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Reply #13 on: May 18, 2005, 10:21:23 pm
Oh my LOL LOL how embarassing :lol: :lol:
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Offline Descenterace

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Reply #14 on: May 18, 2005, 10:41:09 pm
Saw this on www.theregister.co.uk earlier.

Laughed like hell, too.
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #15 on: May 18, 2005, 10:47:45 pm
LOL :p
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Offline Setekh

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Reply #16 on: May 19, 2005, 02:06:07 am
There's something seriously wrong with that. :p
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Offline Gortef

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Reply #17 on: May 19, 2005, 05:13:22 am
Hahahaha :lol:
Habeeb it...
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