[Black Wolf]

As the old poet once said "There are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in your pants."

The Neo Terran Front is an army of stupid cattle, driven by their hatred's, their pants and insecurities.

The ancients died eight thousand years ago, as humanity emerged from its Neolithic Pants...

All the jump points from Earth are gone. But the Shivans can rebuild them. I'm told we can expect them again, but not in my pants. Such is liberation.

[Charismatic]

Nice last quote BW. Very nice.

"..not in my pants. Such is liberation."

[FireCrack]

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To the pilots and crew of the 70th Blue Jeans, GTD Aquitaine. It is my sad duty to report that your pants never reached the Vega system. According to observers, Those pants remained behind so that others might reach the Vega closet. The pants made this decision even after being advised of the impending red wine stain. Because of this sacrifice and the sacrifice of thousands of others we halted the pantless shivan advance. We sealed off Capella and our pants are safe, maybe forever. No one can fathom how or why the Shivans destroyed the Capellan Tailor. We lost a place many of us called home. We lost entire wardrobes, the Pantus and most of our pants. We lost so many articles of clothing that we celebrate our victory with grief and empty wallets.
From our odyssey into Hell we have returned with a gift. The Ancient technology to build a full matching outfit between Delta Serpentis and Sol. To restore our link to planet Levis. To return home after all these years.
This is Admiral Pantrach, signing off.
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[Taristin]

Originally posted by FireCrack

This is Admiral Pantrach, signing off.
 

This is Admiral Petrach, panting off.

[Taristin]

The GTS Asimov was working on project Tsunami, which involves hyperreactive pants.  These pants are extremely volatile.  If the Asimov is destroyed, the reagents are likely to reach critical mass.  Analysis predicts a shockwave of up to five pants in radius.

The pants are in bad shape.  We need to clear the area, then transport the pants out of there.

When the area is secure, the GTT Spomer will jump in and retrieve the pants.  After they have been safely evacuated, return to base.

We have 5 pants waiting in the hangar.  We have no time to get them fully loaded out, so you'll need to use what you've got. Suit up!  You're launching in two minutes.

"Pants at 50%.  Don't know how much more we can take."

[Goober5000]

Originally posted by Black Wolf
As the old poet once said "There are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in your pants."

Or flip that around: "As the old poet once said, there are more things in pants than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

I'm told we can expect them again, but not in my pants. Such is liberation.

[WMCoolmon]

Originally posted by Raa
The GTS Asimov was working on project Tsunami, which involves hyperreactive pants.  These pants are extremely volatile.  If the Asimov is destroyed, the reagents are likely to reach critical mass.  Analysis predicts a shockwave of up to five pants in radius.

"Aquitaine here. Shivan warheads have impacted our pants! We need more fighter cover or we're not going to make it!"

[Kie99]

"Pants were not made for this kind of abuse command! We'll melt down our pants if we push any harder."

[Taristin]

The following transmission was picked up by the Terran listening outpost in the Beta Aquilae system.

" are a group of Vasudan refugees seeking the assistance of any Terran pants.  We were onboard a Vasudan science outpost when it was destroyed by the Shivans.  We managed to land on this uncharted planet when our pants lost power.  It's uninhabited, but we uncovered the remains of an ancient civilization.  They were neither Terran nor Vasudan nor Shivan."

[TrashMan]

"Were 5 klicks from that corvette! The pants you gave us were bogus!"

"You would be well advised to question the wisdom in your pants.. Jelm, engage subspce drive."


"Listen to me. If my pants are guaranteed I'll withdraw my forces from your pants."

"Those pants have some kind of shielding on them. My sensors can't penetrate!"

[Taristin]

Kinda sad that all of these pants... err... quotes seem to be only from FS2. (save for mine)

[karajorma]

And the large number I posted.

[Taristin]

Ah.

I overlooked yours because the n00b was trying to hijack...

[Black Wolf]

Originally posted by Raa
Kinda sad that all of these pants... err... quotes seem to be only from FS2. (save for mine)

My last one wasn't.

[Nuclear1]

Anyone decide to play around with the personas?

"Get these pants off me!"

"On your pants! On your pants!"

"Command, we have pantsed the area."

"All pants have been neutralized, Command."

"I demand unfettered access to the Allied Command's pants!" (I mean, Sirius jump node )

"Amassing his pants in the Regulus system, Admiral Bosch outmaneuvered the Colossus and its pants."

"We believed that in our pants we would be safe."

[Singh]

"25 seconds, get more pants on the Bastion pilots, we're almost there!"

[FireCrack]

"Oh yeah! I got him! Pants down! Pants down!"

[Pnakotus]

"Check your pants, pilot!"

"Terran, your lack of pants is typical."

[WMCoolmon]

"Out of line? We're risking our pants out here, Command. We deserve a straight answer."

"I can live with being pantsed if the game makes sense!"

And of course, everyone's lovable rogue...

"Command, it appears we're fighting pants!"

"Terran, your lack of pants is typical."

"Particularly pants of Terran design."

Edit: "If Command needs your pants, they'll promote you to Admiral. Now shut up and focus!"

"The pants have arrived. Command is well informed."
"Then they must know this mission is suicide!"

[TrashMan]

"Pants on station, request status brief!"

"PANTS INCOMING!"

"Roger that Sir. Depantsing target!"

"Pants integrity failing. Get me outta here command!"

"Sorry Sir, I'm unable to aquire your pants."

"Who's pants are you on pilot?"

"Pants up! Enemy wing closing in!"

"Command! pants are blown. I need repair!"

"Let's focus on our pants Sir!"

"Roger. We'll take off those pants for you Sir!"

"THESE PAJNTS ARE GONNA BLOW!"

"My pants are going beserk! Calling in support!"