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Offline Turnsky

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on: July 27, 2005, 06:06:38 am
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Offline Rott3

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Reply #1 on: July 27, 2005, 06:08:49 am
Em... "Look what i found!!" "My God, it's a 28,000 year old dong!"
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #2 on: July 27, 2005, 06:24:35 am
I wonder what they'd do if somebody stole it....

"MISSING: Ancient Stone Phallus missing from local museum. The Blaubeuren museum urgently requests that any leads on this theft be reported before the item is mishandled. $500 or gift certificate of equal value from a select store offered for return of the item."
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Offline Bobboau

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Reply #3 on: July 27, 2005, 06:31:06 am
"the phallus, is 20 centimetres long and three centimeters wide."

no a bad one, a respectable length, he could get into porno with something like that.
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #4 on: July 27, 2005, 07:33:56 am
"Mrs Esmerelda Von Twang, 52, said the artifact would be removed for a short time every Tuesday morning for 'personal curation'."
 

Offline Nico

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Reply #5 on: July 27, 2005, 07:49:23 am
"It will be on display at the prehistoric museum in Blaubeuren from Monday."

I wonder how I'd feel if someone told me mine would be put on display in a museum after my death ~~
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #6 on: July 27, 2005, 07:58:52 am
I don't think it actually belongs to anyone, what with it being made of stone and all.

EDIT; unless it was in the 'freak' section of the museum, you'd probably be quite proud.....
 

Offline Nico

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Reply #7 on: July 27, 2005, 08:08:05 am
Ah, but don't they say "hard as a rock"? :p
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Offline Martinus

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Reply #8 on: July 27, 2005, 03:54:33 pm
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Originally posted by Nico
Ah, but don't they say "hard as a rock"? :p

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Offline Admiral LSD

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Reply #9 on: July 27, 2005, 04:02:53 pm
Does anyone else find the fact they found it in, of all places, Germany highly amusing? :p
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Offline Martinus

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Reply #10 on: July 27, 2005, 04:03:43 pm
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Does anyone else find the fact they found it in, of all places, Germany highly amusing? :p

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Offline achtung

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Reply #11 on: July 27, 2005, 04:29:27 pm
Sex toys date back longer than we think :p
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Offline Gortef

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Reply #12 on: July 28, 2005, 04:34:25 am
I wonder if the scientists knew what they were rebuilding at the beginning...
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #13 on: July 28, 2005, 04:40:19 am
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #14 on: July 28, 2005, 07:42:53 am
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I wonder if the scientists knew what they were rebuilding at the beginning...


I just hope they washed their hands.
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Offline Nuke

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Reply #15 on: July 28, 2005, 06:47:32 pm
so in what century bc did they figure out how to make them vibrate?
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Offline Gortef

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Reply #16 on: July 30, 2005, 09:31:39 am
propably quite early... just put some ants inside
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Offline vyper

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Reply #17 on: July 30, 2005, 10:10:22 am
Inside a stone wang? Cause I can see the ants making that move... :wtf:
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Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #18 on: July 30, 2005, 11:05:32 am
Well, we can start a penis museum now. We've got this, and we can have a cigar section as well...

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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #19 on: July 30, 2005, 01:59:55 pm
There's alreay a penis museum in, unsurprisingly, Holland.  I've never been, in case you're wondering.
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