Originally posted by Ford Prefect
Shush! My faith tells me there is an Almighty Dumbass, so who are you to try and dismantle it?
[color=66ff00]As God I choose myself as a qualified entity to claim whatever I want as fact.
This of course also reinforces the fact that I'm not terribly intelligent and why, when I attempted to make the universe in 7 days, I botched it. Later I blew up an infinitely small, infinitely dense particle, just for kicks. It appeased my sense of dissapointment at the whole 7 day plan. I was pretty surprised when soup on a dirtball turned into monkeys with fashion interests after a lengthy duration. I then decided to spice things up by writing a bunch of vagely similar yet fundamentally different books and unleashing them upon the clothed, balding apes. They were quite impressed by my carefully prepared light shows which I seasoned with a dab of mumbo-jumbo and a small amount of fear inducing wrath.
I keep the results on 90 millenia betamax tapes.
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