[aldo_14]

Oh, you mean like self-aggrandising reporters at an Old Firm game.  Gotcha.

[mikhael]

Old Firm?

[Martinus]

[color=66ff00]'tis a scottish thing where 22 men attack a ball.
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[MatthewPapa]

EDIT: IRRELEVANT

[Carl]

22 men attack a ball? I can think of several sports which that could be.

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]'tis a scottish thing where 22 men attack a ball.
[/color]

Well, the ball's just there for an excuse, really.

*tentatively looking forward to Saturday*

[Bri_Dog]

Her poor kid is going to have such a screwed up life.

[Carl]

Look at the Osborne kids.

[aldo_14]

I'd rather not, if it's all the same by you.

[Bri_Dog]

yeah, but at least Ozzy is cool, britney is just a stupid whore.

[Grug]

Originally posted by ZylonBane
"sprog"?

British tabloid English, will you never cease to amaze and confound?

Ditto.


Never heard the term 'drop her sprog' before in my life. o.O

Bloody Poms.

[aldo_14]

We really should have done a better job educating the colonies, I guess.

[Carl]

well you never cared in the first place

[aldo_14]

Well, that's transportation for ya.

[vyper]

Originally posted by Carl
well you never cared in the first place

Actually...


Ah forget it it's too early in the day.

[ZylonBane]

Splunge!
Semprini!
Sprog!

[Rictor]

Brits have this amazing talent for inventing words that serve as substitutes for a huge variety of swear words, and in fact many normal ones.

Bugger off. Yeah, I buggered her. Ah, bugger it! So then the bugger took a swing at me. Got completely buggered on cheap whiskey. Can't be buggered to do it.

And so on.

[pyro-manic]

One of the few things we're still good at.

[Carl]

Crickey, Blokes! I just rode the tube to get some fish and chips, and after taking the lift up to my flat, the lou was broken, and I'd had too many laugers, so I peed into and empty crisps can, then sat down to watch the telly, when I got a call on my mobile, and it was my mate asking me to got to the store and get pick up some biscuits and get his gown from the cleaners, to which i told him to bugger off!

[pyro-manic]

That's pretty good, but you managed to spell most of 'em wrongly.