[KappaWing]

Take the test!

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926

Here are my results:

"Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi."

Well, thats a relief.

[achtung]

Maayyyyybeeeee:

ADOLF HITLER himself!
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

[BlackDove]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Corsair]

Expatriate. Rather a relief for the nice Jewish boy here... tell me I'm a Nazi and things get unhappy.

[MicroPsycho]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

*I had to lie about my age though, why the hell do you have to be 18?

[MatthewPapa]

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

Hmm, interesting results.

I dont necessarily believe in the notion of being 'blindly patriotic'. I would use 'caring for your country and not about anyone else'

[Unknown Target]

 Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

[Nuclear1]

The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic  
You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

[deep_eyes]

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic


Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General.
Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the ******* list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

[color=66ff00]Sorry dude, the HTML was screwing with the thread layout.
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[deep_eyes]

what the hell did i do to the thread?
?

[Falcon]

ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!      

[WMCoolmon]

18.    How many languages are you fluent in?
1 or less

The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

[NGTM-1R]

I really did not expect this. (Truth is I thought I'd get what Unknown or nuclear1 got.)

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

The other thing I did not expect was the picture below it being fanart of Robotech's Invid Invasion saga. I **** not, it is. This is it:

[WMCoolmon]

That's odd, I never knew the Allies carried laser weaponry.

[deep_eyes]

With the success of the “What If World War II was a an RTS” we have had others submit ideas to us.  If you think you can do better we would like to see more RTS satire … The ground is fertile HYW, WW I, Civil War, Seven Year War  whatever strikes your fancy. Submitt to [email protected]



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buSH: going to rush saddam wanna join.
JacCHrik: noway man not rdy yet wait
coaler: cant join need better gov rating.

buSH: right! You guys are allied with saDDam huh.
JacCHrik: buSH you noob wait we help later.
BuSH: FU I go now

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buSH: LOL. We don't need you cheese eating surrender monkeys! coal, you in? great blitzkrieg area
coaler: nine gov rating to low need to wait.

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buSH: hey saDy, give us weapons, give us tribute or we invade
saDDam: we got nothing our techtree soks
buSH: ya right we saw you plaster your internal revolt
saDDam: big mistake hit wrong key. no money no tech
buSH: let us send units in to see, share your map with us
SaDDam: right do I Iook stupid, you see what I have then rush me
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#unilateralism:
bagDadBob: we winning buSH soks
buSH: look east, look west, look south, look in the middle your captial.
BagDadBob: WTF where they come from, cheat you haked the game, where you get that hak

***iraq has been eliminated
 

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buSH: awesome we rule mission accomplished!
***buSH cheers
***buSH does a dance
 

#occupation
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pBremer: cool I have palaces
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zarCOWI: we have bombs.
pBremer: us too
zarCOWI: we strap ours to women and childern
pBremer: WTF, sh** you crazy
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pBremer: d**** power need to get that fixed


***zarCOWI has developed IDE
***US units capture saDDAM
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msm: look,  I found bad pictures  gross out. people being tortured I thought this game was rated for everyone need to report to hilliary and company
zarCOWI: buSH soks.
buSH: great now the rating police are going to shut the game down.

[Japong]

Wow. Gotta love the beautiful pseudo-statistics of OKcupid blog tests.

I think I'd do really well as one of those black Aryans, what with my curly black hair, dark skin and dark brown eyes.

Some important questions that he might want to tack on:
WHAT ARE YOUR OPINIONS ON GAS CHAMBERS?  
DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ACT LIKE YOU?
ARE YOU IN A COUNTRY THAT HAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS?

It's dishonest to ratchet up the paranoia factor by taking today's societal norms to the extremes. Questions like "How much propaganda is in your school?" are disengenious - the "correct" response is that you assume your school is out to get you, and answer "Yes, lots". But that disregards the possiblity that your school could honestly not have any bias, one way or another.

I realize that most of the german population was just going with the flow, fine, but this quiz completely misses the depths and horrors of the Holocaust. It was a genocide that's been beyond compare from then until now, although the very far left and right like to invoke its use (and call people Nazis) at the drop of the hat.  

Saying that anyone would have been a Nazi based on how they act in today's society is ludicrous. We're all products of our times, and if you were to change that backdrop, you'd certainly end up changing the person.

[Kosh]

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic  
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.  

[Rictor]

Hallo, you pig. You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, and (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda. However, you would've appreciated the Party because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis.

Yeah, that's about right.

[Kamikaze]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Sounds fitting.

[EtherShock]

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic