[Kosh]

I'm surprised you're so brainwashworthy Ether. Never figured you were the type.

[Jal-18]

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

Not terribly surprised.  I always enjoy playing the part of hero

[Fragrag]

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

*Fragrag picks up a MP40 and fights zee evil germans, despite that WWII is over, and he is not really German

[Fineus]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Hurrah!

[Gortef]

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic  
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!  

[FireCrack]

The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

[kode]

23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic

so, the resistance.

[Omniscaper]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic  
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[DaBrain]

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic  
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!  



I didn't expect that. To be honest, I think I would have just left the country.

Damn... they wrote most german words wrong.

Na dann, auf Vedersehen!.

[Nuke]

i scored expatriate, im only 4% breainwashable, 60% antitolerant and 16% patriotic.

[Inquisitor]

Der Resistance. Though I probably over thought my answers. I expected a much higher anti tolerance score.

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic

Then again, I think about this .

[EtherShock]

Originally posted by Kosh
I'm surprised you're so brainwashworthy Ether. Never figured you were the type.

Who's more capable of being brainwashed, the person taking a silly quiz for amusement, or the person that believes the quiz is an indicator of anything? ^_^

[Inquisitor]

I took it because I was curious as to what it was testing.

<--see my name

I already knew what the answer was

[Flaser]

Expatriate

BTW Read some Hassel books: most of the soldiers (not the nazi) if not for the intelligence questions would have fallen into the same category.

Some of the Resistance were even bigger *******s/scumbags than some Nazis.
Don't believe me? Read up on what they did to people who for what so ever reason didn't support them, was not 100% for their ideals...(or ect. ect.). To me some of these self appointed heroes are just as bad as the "bad" guys they take up arms against.

(then again, I don't trust any GI who wants to deal justice with a gun in hand)

[Kazan]

woohoo i'm Einstein

 Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic

[Charismatic]

Mine

"Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic  
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually."

I lied about my age and that contributed somewhat to their mis esessment. I would not have joined the army.  The "Hmm. whatever" was true.
"who is willing to listen to what people of authority tell you" thats bull****. **** the goverment. Down with the system!
The last paragraph may or may not have been true. I may have done something or may have not to keep my life and family. Hitler was a ****, a cock sucker

[aldo_14]

I got the einstein one, myself.

[Nuke]

my nihilisim makes me brainwashproof

[Kazan]

but it also seems to make you pretty bloody intolerant

[vyper]

[q]

Der Kommandant  Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant,  and 42% blindly patriotic

Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General.  Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the ******* list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top. Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

 

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 30% on brainwashworthy You scored higher than 83% on antitolerant You scored higher than 61% on patriotic

Link: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926'>The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=11694560292031626201'>jason_bateman on http://www.okcupid.com'>Ok Cupid

[/q]

Hmm...

Edit: Ah it's probably true. I'm an opportunistic **** when I want to be.