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Offline redmenace

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You know you play Battlefield 2 too much when...
when you hear a helicopter overhead and you try to shoot it.
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You know you play Battlefield 2 too much when...
LOL

....when you get the "DAZED" vision blur when you get up to go pee.

 

Offline Falcon

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You know you play Battlefield 2 too much when...
...when you begin to tell your buddies that your house is a spawn point for soldiers.

 

Offline DeepSpace9er

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You know you play Battlefield 2 too much when...
...when you drive your car off a cliff thinking itll respawn in your garage in a few minutes.

 

Offline Col. Fishguts

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Re: You know you play Battlefield 2 too much when...
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Originally posted by redmenace
when you hear a helicopter overhead and you try to shoot it.


redmenace, that you ?
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Offline Charismatic

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You know you play Battlefield 2 too much when...
...when you raid your neighbors house with your friends.
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Offline Ford Prefect

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Re: Re: You know you play Battlefield 2 too much when...
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Originally posted by Col. Fishguts
redmenace, that you ?

Holy Christmas. I didn't know that was possible.
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Offline aldo_14

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You know you play Battlefield 2 too much when...
Aye, i always knew they'd regret their cost-cutting programme of building hellychopters out of tinfoil, lollypop sticks and toilet roll tubes.

 

Offline redmenace

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Re: Re: You know you play Battlefield 2 too much when...
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Originally posted by Col. Fishguts


redmenace, that you ?
:lol: Good find.
Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
              -Frederic Bastiat

 

Offline redmenace

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You know you play Battlefield 2 too much when...
...some one tries to shoot you and inresponse you jump up and down then running around in circles

...in order to speak you need to press the 'B' key
Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
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Offline Falcon

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You know you play Battlefield 2 too much when...
...you start to wonder if your family or friends are either USMC, MEC, or PLA.

 

Offline aldo_14

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You know you play Battlefield 2 too much when...
...you scream 'Medic' when you stub your toe

Actually, I just ordered that game.  Demo - shockingly - not only runs on my card (despite it not being officially supported - FX5600), but actually runs ok at low-medium settings.

 

Offline Col. Fishguts

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Re: Re: Re: You know you play Battlefield 2 too much when...
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Originally posted by redmenace
:lol: Good find.


I stumbled over that article literally 5 minutes before reading your thread, and just thought :wtf:
"I don't think that people accept the fact that life doesn't make sense. I think it makes people terribly uncomfortable. It seems like religion and myth were invented against that, trying to make sense out of it." - D. Lynch

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Re: Re: You know you play Battlefield 2 too much when...
...You try to order artillery strikes when using google maps

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Originally posted by Col. Fishguts

redmenace, that you ?


That must have been a really great shot.

 

Offline DragonClaw

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You know you play Battlefield 2 too much when...
...You start standing in front of planes so the pilot gets banned if he tries to take off.

:p

 
You know you play Battlefield 2 too much when...
your at work using hangers as replica p90's and shooting employees and shooting customers hahaha

 

Offline IceFire

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You know you play Battlefield 2 too much when...
You jump from a building and press the 9 key repeatedly...suddenly realizing that you have no 9 key and you're lacking a parachute.
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Offline TrashMan

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You know you play Battlefield 2 too much when...
... you find yourself unable to move away from anything you percive as a "strategic point" and shoot at anyone who approaches


.. you're constatnly trying to find the gunner possition in your car
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Offline DragonClaw

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You know you play Battlefield 2 too much when...
...you call for a supply drop when you get in an accident.

 
You know you play Battlefield 2 too much when...
Quote
Originally posted by DragonClaw
...You start standing in front of planes so the pilot gets banned if he tries to take off.

:p


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