...you think shifting into second gear will move you to the passenger position of your car.
...your friends keep having to kick you out of the way of cars because you're "tired of playing as ****ing assault!"
...you get a scratch, and when someone holds out a first aid kit to you, you sit there and wait for the scratch to heal.
...every time you see a crate on the ground, you open it and start searching for ammo.
...you erect a large pole in your yard, surrounded by claymore mines, and keep an american flag up constantly. When asked why on earth you don't take it down, you respond that you're hoping for reinforcements to spawn.
...every time you encounter some sort of barrier that you can't hop over, no matter how flimsy, you proceed to walk along its entire length until you find a door or other access point.
...every 15 seconds of swimming, you stop and take a long rest.
