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Offline Corsair

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on: August 29, 2005, 12:04:17 pm
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/09/rpg_life.html

If I'm posting this, does it mean that I'm losing experience points because I'm sitting at my desk and not out talking to girls?
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline Fineus

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Reply #1 on: August 29, 2005, 12:23:13 pm
I'm not sure whether I should be afraid or not. Still, if he has found a way to fit into a social life - good for him. At least he's making the effort.
 

Offline EtherShock

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Reply #2 on: August 29, 2005, 12:41:47 pm
I think this is one of those unique solutions. In fact, it might only work for him. The article presents it as a joke however, and I find that to be highly unprofessional. Then again, this doesn't look like a very professional site, so I shouldn't be surprised.
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #3 on: August 29, 2005, 01:02:04 pm
Um.... did you actually look at the other articles linked on the site?

'Politics; Senate Reaches Compromise on Gay Flag Burning Ban Amendment'

Say no more.
  

Offline TrashMan

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Reply #4 on: August 29, 2005, 05:07:53 pm
LOL :D
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Offline mikhael

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Reply #5 on: August 29, 2005, 05:33:38 pm
BBSpot is a joke news site. They had the headline, "Microsoft Buys Evil from Satan" once.
[I am not really here. This post is entirely a figment of your imagination.]
 

Offline achtung

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Reply #6 on: August 29, 2005, 09:08:17 pm
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Originally posted by mikhael
BBSpot is a joke news site. They had the headline, "Microsoft Buys Evil from Satan" once.

http://www.bbspot.com/news/2000/4/MS_Buys_Evil.html
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Offline EtherShock

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Reply #7 on: August 29, 2005, 10:15:30 pm
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Originally posted by aldo_14
Um.... did you actually look at the other articles linked on the site?

'Politics; Senate Reaches Compromise on Gay Flag Burning Ban Amendment'

Say no more.


Ahem
Quote
Originally posted by EtherShock
Then again, this doesn't look like a very professional site, so I shouldn't be surprised.

As in not real. :rolleyes:
 

Offline Corsair

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Reply #8 on: August 29, 2005, 11:03:05 pm
It's still awesome though.
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline IPAndrews

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Reply #9 on: August 30, 2005, 03:52:48 am
I'd be interested in knowing what this guy's actual success rate is at chatting up chicks by the time he finally reaches level 20. Great story link.
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #10 on: August 30, 2005, 04:18:04 am
"Will you go out with me?

No?!

****, wait a mo, I'll roll again........ha!  Double sixes!  Daddy's getting laid tonight!"
 

Offline IPAndrews

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Reply #11 on: August 30, 2005, 04:43:17 am
"Come back to my place. I have a +5 modifier for anal."
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Offline Sigma957

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Reply #12 on: August 30, 2005, 05:05:52 am
:lol:  LOL and LOL.
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Offline TopAce

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Reply #13 on: August 30, 2005, 05:15:01 am
I have a better approach to social life: I shave not only once in two weeks. It can only be good if you do not look like a Wookie.

As for the article: I also think this must be a joke, a very creative one, to say the least. But I wouldn't recommend this approach to anyone. You might look insane if somebody discovers what you are up to.

And you can speak to any girl as much as you can, if she has a boyfriend, you have no chance.
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Offline IPAndrews

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Reply #14 on: August 30, 2005, 05:22:11 am
Unless her boyfriend looks like a wookie. I can see how your theory works TopAce.
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Offline TopAce

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Reply #15 on: August 30, 2005, 05:24:25 am
But if they have already developed a relationship, the girl will not abandon him just because she has met a more awesome boy (who she hardly knows.)
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Offline IPAndrews

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Reply #16 on: August 30, 2005, 05:29:20 am
How many girls have you known exactly TopAce? :D
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #17 on: August 30, 2005, 05:29:46 am
Only if he is a wookie, cos they tear your arms off when you lose.
 

Offline TopAce

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Reply #18 on: August 30, 2005, 08:07:13 am
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Originally posted by IPAndrews
How many girls have you known exactly TopAce? :D


More than you can imagine.

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Originally posted by aldo_14
Only if he is a wookie, cos they tear your arms off when you lose.


Looking like a Wookie and being as strong as a Wookie are too different things.
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Offline IPAndrews

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Reply #19 on: August 30, 2005, 08:32:48 am
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Originally posted by TopAce
More than you can imagine.


I can imagine over 1,000,000,000,000 girls ;7. Have you known more than that?
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