Department of Homeworld Security Determines the Cause of Climate Change.
The secret cloaked moon dubbed the "Teastar," the result of Margaret Thatcher's involvement in the now defunct StarWars weapons program, in orbit of the United Kingdom causes gravimetric disturbances directly responsible for climate change.
Tony "The Pony" Blair announced as of yesterday that the Teastar will be deployed in Iraq as part of a terraforming project to convert its barren deserts into something that Blair states, "will be a place of lush foliage where children can froilic and play." (AP)