[Mongoose]

Seriously!

Thought some of you Brits might be interested in this.  It's strange to think about a moon small enough to be completely contained in some of the larger US states, not to mention many smaller countries.  According to the latest reports from Cassini, this moon (Enceladus) has been geologically active as recent as ten years ago, despite its small size.  Pretty cool stuff.

[Flipside]

That's not a moon, it's a marble!

Seriously though, interesting stuff, explains some of that freak weather we've been having

[Ace]

Department of Homeworld Security Determines the Cause of Climate Change.

The secret cloaked moon dubbed the "Teastar," the result of Margaret Thatcher's involvement in the now defunct StarWars weapons program,  in orbit of the United Kingdom causes gravimetric disturbances directly responsible for climate change.

Tony "The Pony" Blair announced as of yesterday that the Teastar will be deployed in Iraq as part of a terraforming project to convert its barren deserts into something that Blair states, "will be a place of lush foliage where children can froilic and play." (AP)

[vyper]

That's no moon, that's Peter Mandelson's ego!

[WMCoolmon]

That's why it's been cold and lifeless/geologically active recently. (Pick the closest fit.)

[Descenterace]

LOL @ Ace.

Good one!

[Ace]

Originally posted by vyper
That's no moon, that's Peter Mandelson's ego!

Ohh the maker of that "My Hero" show has a big ego?

[WMCoolmon]

I want to know how long those bastards intended to go on keeping it a secret. I knew there was something fishy going on when they agreed it was a flying saucer...

Also, I want some of that tea!

[Kosh]

It is really just a probe sent by the martians to spy on us.



I walked by a theater yesterday and it looks like War of the Worlds either already has come out here or it is going to come out here soon.