Beauty shot below.
As you can see, it's an IBM Thinkpad T22. Works great; the battery, according to predictions, will only last ~1.5 hours or so fully charged, and it's got a Pentium III (rather than -M)
However, the 1400x1050 resolution is a definite plus, as is the DVD drive. It's damn light and very small, easily portable. Came with Windows XP and PowerDVD preinstalled too. It won't play games, but it's portable and responsive and will do school stuffs more than adequately (Wireless lan works like a charm too.)
But of course with every thread there must be a problem, whether that be people not getting the joke or some sort of technical glitch. In this case it's the latter; although I can verify there's a network port in the back, wake-on-lan settings in the BIOS, and places on the internet mention the T22 having integrated network, for some reason it doesn't show up in Windows. I've tried installing what seem to be the drivers on the IBM site with no joy. The BIOS doesn't seem to have any enable/disable LAN feature that might cause it to not appear.
Is there any way to get it working, or does this submodel simply not have it?

(According to the IBM autodetect thing, it's the "T22 2647-9CU)