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Offline redmenace

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Cindy Sheehan's Other Son Drowns in New Orleans
is this legit?
if so, it sucks to be her

 

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It's the Onion.
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*ahem*

notice the website it's posted on.

 

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is this legit?


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i'm sorry
ive never been to 'the onion'

funny stuff anyway

 

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what's so funny about this?
actualy, mabye not.
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Didn't read it, but it does seem to be in poor taste.
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Offline redmenace

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It is in poor taste, but the fact it is making fun of two people I disdain makes it so funny.
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ah, well i dont know those people.
actualy, mabye not.
"When ink and pen in hands of men Inscribe your form, bipedal P They draw an altar on which God has slaughtered all stability, no eyes could ever soak in all the places you anoint, and yet to see you all at once we only need the point. Flirting with infinity, your geometric progeny that fit inside you oh so tight with triangles that feel so right."
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944 59230781640628620899862803482534211706...
"Your ever-constant homily says flaw is discipline, the patron saint of imperfection frees us from our sin. And if our transcendental lift shall find a final floor, then Man will know the death of God where wonder was before."

 

Offline redmenace

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Bush and Cindy Sheehan...
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf
Didn't read it, but it does seem to be in poor taste.

That's why The Onion is simply the best newspaper in the world.
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*doesn't get it*

I assume it's an American thing.
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"when the Bush Administration relaxed federal protection of the endangered fish, Sheehan's catch became contaminated with mercury"

"contaminated water laced with slicks of petroleum from a recently deregulated, poorly fortified refinery ignited, causing third-degree burns among the workers"

"medical kit denied him by recent budget cuts"

"we had no way of getting to high ground without our utility truck, which was requisitioned by the Defense Department last month for use in Iraq"

"Sheehan moved to New Orleans in 2004 to take a year off from the University of California at Berkeley, where administrators had temporarily suspended the stem-cell research program in which he was enrolled"

"as he delivered meals to elderly New Orleans residents affected by recent Medicare cuts"

"He made that vow back in 1998, when his best friend, a developmentally disabled black juvenile, was put to death in Texas for a crime he didn't commit."

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Originally posted by Sandwich
*doesn't get it*

I assume it's an American thing.


Cindy Sheehan was that wummin who was camping (protesting) outside Bushes ranch after her son was killed in Iraq (drawing ire and support in equal measures, it would seem).

This is quality satire, though; just read the biography of the 'other son' :D

(The Onion proves that, contrary to what the mass media would lead you to think, Americans can do irony and satire.  That, and the Simpsons. )

[q]Cindy Sheehan was unavailable for comment, as she was busy trying to contact her lone surviving son Teddy, a meteorologist studying global warming with the International Geophysical Foundation in Antarctica, who is believed to be marooned on a 45-square-mile chunk of the shrinking Ross Ice Shelf that broke off Tuesday morning[/q]

 

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(The Onion proves that, contrary to what the mass media would lead you to think, Americans can do irony and satire. That, and the Simpsons. )

Comparing The Onion's irony to that of The Simpsons is like comparing a scalpel to a meat cleaver. The Simpsons blows.

That's right. I said it. Who wants to go?
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Who wants a go.

And compared to shower of ****e that constitutes the best of US TV (i.e. as picked up over here for transmission), the Simpsons is cutting edge.

 

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Originally posted by aldo_14
Who wants a go.

And compared to shower of ****e that constitutes the best of US TV (i.e. as picked up over here for transmission), the Simpsons is cutting edge.


you should propably watch more survivors and God TV
lol wtf

 

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Who wants a go.

No, no, "who wants to go?" is a real expression. I guess it just never made it across the puddle.

The Simpsons suffers from Mel Brooks Syndrome. It tries too hard to be funny, so every time there's a joke, it's like there's someone pointing at it and screaming, "LOOK! A JOKE! THAT'S FUNNY!"
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Originally posted by Ford Prefect

No, no, "who wants to go?" is a real expression. I guess it just never made it across the puddle.


Certainly not to yer average Glasgow pub.  Albeit I'd suggest it's more likely it came over the pond from here and got a bit... altered along the way.

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The Simpsons suffers from Mel Brooks Syndrome. It tries too hard to be funny, so every time there's a joke, it's like there's someone pointing at it and screaming, "LOOK! A JOKE! THAT'S FUNNY!"


It does now, I think.  But before (a few years before), IMO it was about as cutting edge as you could expect from mainstream, peak time US comedy.  Which admittedly isn't that much.