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Offline Black Wolf

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Bush Joke
on: October 07, 2005, 01:48:49 pm
Had it emailed to me the other day. Everyone I've told so far has loved it:



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Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing on the Iraq situation. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident'

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks..........

Spoiler:
'How many is a Brazillion?'

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Offline Col. Fishguts

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Reply #1 on: October 07, 2005, 01:53:21 pm
:lol: That one is actually good. But I fear the thread will derail in a stupid political discussion anyway.
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Reply #2 on: October 07, 2005, 01:56:11 pm
*reserves this space for bringing the thread back on topic later*
who needs a signature? ;)
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Offline Black Wolf

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Reply #3 on: October 07, 2005, 01:56:48 pm
Probably. But political threads have many pages. People typically look into many paged threads to see what all the fuss is about. It may also get locked, which people always want to look into. Thus, many people will see the joke. Many will laugh. Laughter releases endorphins in the brain, which have known healing qualities. If I do this enough, I could cure members of this board of various ailments. In their gratitude, they will send me gifts from far off lands.

Or something.
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Bush Joke
Reply #4 on: October 07, 2005, 02:17:52 pm
:lol:
 

Offline Unknown Target

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Reply #5 on: October 07, 2005, 02:28:12 pm
:lol:
 

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Bush Joke
Reply #6 on: October 07, 2005, 03:23:26 pm
:lol: :lol:
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Reply #7 on: October 07, 2005, 03:34:19 pm
I'll give you a "meh" for effort :p
 

Offline Col. Fishguts

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Reply #8 on: October 07, 2005, 04:08:16 pm
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Originally posted by Black Wolf
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:lol: I like the way you're thinking.
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Reply #9 on: October 07, 2005, 04:51:56 pm
Awesome!
actualy, mabye not.
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Reply #10 on: October 07, 2005, 09:58:54 pm
Excellent joke, if on the other side of the fence for me. I can still appreciate humor wherever it is found.
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Reply #11 on: October 07, 2005, 10:01:40 pm
Tho im alone on this, i dont think its that funny. But meh.
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Reply #12 on: October 07, 2005, 10:25:25 pm
:lol:
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Reply #13 on: October 07, 2005, 10:44:38 pm
lame
 

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Reply #14 on: October 07, 2005, 10:54:20 pm
=/

I get it...but.

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Reply #15 on: October 07, 2005, 11:42:07 pm
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Originally posted by Mongoose
I'll give you a "meh" for effort :p
I found this more amusing than the joke itself. :p
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Reply #16 on: October 08, 2005, 12:30:05 am
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Originally posted by nuclear1
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Reply #17 on: October 08, 2005, 01:01:44 am
:lol: at the joke

and :lol: :lol: at your Ambitious Plan :drevil:
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Reply #18 on: October 08, 2005, 02:27:25 am
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Originally posted by Charismatic
Tho im alone on this, i dont think its that funny. But meh.


Then my plan, buried deep in Black Wolf's plan, will be successful: You'll die much sooner due to your not seeing the humor and laughing, which leads to strengthening your immune system.

What you're suffering from is sort of like 'conservative AIDS.' :p

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Reply #19 on: October 08, 2005, 08:52:11 am
Even I think that is funny.

:lol:
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