[Col. Fishguts]

Originally posted by Grey Wolf
I propose a Divine Deathmatch, done the same way as Celebrity Deathmatch was.

Just picture a claymation fight between Odin and Hades!

Cthulhu would wipe the floor with all of them..... and then bite their heads off.

[Kosh]

I was reading somewhere that fully 1/3rd of Americans welcome the apocalypse. I am not sure how accurate that is, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was true.

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by Kosh
I was reading somewhere that fully 1/3rd of Americans welcome the apocalypse. I am not sure how accurate that is, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was true.

Can't be true.  At least 50% voted for it.

[Kosh]

[Bobboau]

you know, given the history on this forum, I actualy cannot beleive this was even posted, I truely was suprised.

[Kosh]

The person who posted this has only been here for a few months. Give him a break.

[Bobboau]

if he had been here for a few days I could understand it, but surely 4 months is more than enough time to get the jist of the comunity.
I mean he proposes that the reason we are haveing a lot of storms is because it's the end of the world. yeah, because we've never had earthquakes and huricanes before.

[aldo_14]

He is risking looking like a bit of a tit in 8 months time or so, though.  

Honestly, people should learn from Nostradamus; predictions must be sufficiently vague and meaningless as to be widely intepreted to to fit events long after you are dead, but sufficiently interesting to sell tonnes of books when you're alive.

[Col. Fishguts]

Originally posted by aldo_14
.... looking like a bit of a tit...

OT: I'm always amazed that this is a valid phrase in British slang, I love it.

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by karajorma

I'll bet he's doing a roaring trade with a book on reasons why the world will end 17 years ago

Surprisingly, there are no reviews there; perhaps all the purchasers are still hidden under the bed asking 'is it started yet'?

I'll be each of the 5 people selling second hand copies feel a bit of an arse, too.

[Grey Wolf]

Originally posted by aldo_14


Can't be true.  At least 50% voted for it.

More along the lines of 1/4 to 1/3 of those eligible to vote, which excludes minors and felons.

[Ford Prefect]

If I can't destroy the faith of others, why am I alive?

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by Sapphire
Doest thou never tirest of feeding of the blood of the unsuspecting?

Okay...you guys have shown your aversion to the religious musings of a 14 year old.  I'm sure he's learned his lesson.  

We're just preparing him for the, um, letdown of 6th June next year.

Hey, I wonder if the World Cup starts about then?

[vyper]

Originally posted by Goober5000
I'm of the tentative opinion that the prophetic calendar is actually centered around Christ's death, not his birth.  Thus we're actually in the mid-to-late 1970s.
 

BOOGIE BABY! I'm gonna get me a big car, a big afro, some smooth tunes and a lady...

Moving on:
[q]
Hey, I wonder if the World Cup starts about then?[/q]

So the rapture has already happened in Scotland then?

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by vyper

So the rapture has already happened in Scotland then?

I think it started with Ally McLeod...........

[Goober5000]

Originally posted by Sapphire
Ummm....love you guys!   Want an apple??  :devil:

[Grey Wolf]

So.... I'm thinking a Roman Senate-style "execution" for Sapphire. Everyone have their knives ready?

[karajorma]

Why bother. If we wait till the 6th June the problem will take care of itself.

[Grey Wolf]

I was really hoping for someone to say something along the lines of "Et tu, Brute."

[aldo_14]

"Et tu Brute"

Right, lovely.  Send my cheque via RADA, lads.