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You've gotta love the guys at Penny Arcade.

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It was only a matter of time until a mod team took Jack Thompson's disgusting revenge fantasy and made it flesh - and, just as I suggested, it was deemed insufficient.

Thompson now claims that his repellent suggestion was "satire," and we must conclude that his financial offer was also satire, some new breed of satire apparently that I'm sure is just hilarious to people in need.

You know what, Jack? We're going to be the men you're not. You said that your insulting, illusory ten thousand dollars would go to the charity of Paul Eibeler's choice. We've got a good guess that he'd direct your nonexistant largesse toward The Entertainment Software Association Foundation, a body that has raised over six point seven million dollars over the last eight years. We've just made the donation you never would, and never meant to. Ten thousand dollars' worth. And we made it in your name.
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Cool.

 

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Wow!  My hat goes off to the guys at penny arcade! :)
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Incidentally, I e-mailed him. Still waiting for a response.
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linky no worky.

 

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http://www.vgcats.com/jack.php

Just found this interesting tidbit.  Does this guy remind anyone with a name that starts with a D and ends with a K and isn't very SMART?
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Science alone of all the subjects contains within itself the lesson of the danger of belief in the infallibility of the greatest teachers in the preceding generation . . .Learn from science that you must doubt the experts. As a matter of fact, I can also define science another way: Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - Richard Feynman

 
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Originally posted by Swantz

Just found this interesting tidbit.  Does this guy remind anyone with a name that starts with a D and ends with a K and isn't very SMART?


Jack-ass Thompson has Monsieur Smart beaten by a vast margin. At least to my knowledge DS never proposed a challenge with the reward of $10,000 to charity, then backed out when people actually fulfilled the terms.
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Nor compared the head of a large business selling games to Hitler.  Or threatened to sue the publisher of a game, for the developer launching a parody site.  Or accused the head of another (EA games) of being in league with pornographers and conspiring to release nude skins for the Sims.

Derek Smarts still a bit of an arse, but he's a low key one who mostly keeps it personal and small scale.  Makes it easier to ignore.

 

Offline Grey Wolf

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YOU CANNOT be _insulting_ the DOCTOR of GAMING Derek SMART.


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YOU forgot the bold [size=10]BIG[/size] text that _EMPHASISES_ DEREK SMART PHD 50%GAMES POBS the ALPHA LEADERs' supremacy over _all_ HUMANITY.

(Seriously; he actually called people asking for support 'mere mortals' on the BluesNews boards)
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[q]God is in this battle, and I am privileged to be a foot soldier[/q]

Bring this to mind, anyone?

 
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Seriously, this dude seems to have some issues...

That video was funny  :lol:
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Robot Jesus hates god.

Robot Jesus killed god.

Robot Jesus then killed god's meatbag footsoldiers with his laser eyes.

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Ah, so that's what Benders' up to nowadays.

 

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Originally posted by aldo_14
Jack Thompson quote
[q]God is in this battle, and I am privileged to be a foot soldier[/q]
 


Actually, I rather agree. Though I think a certain ambulance chaser picked the wrong side, or rather he is the wrong side.

 

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Ah, so that's what Benders' up to nowadays.
No, he deserted the Church of Robotology.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

 
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http://www.penny-arcade.com/
http://www.joystiq.com/entry/1234000627063759
http://www.joystiq.com/entry/1234000193063914/

Muahahaha! Penny Arcade makes the 10,000 dollar donation in his name, and he's actually trying to get them arrested!

When will his stupidity end?
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"God is in this battle, and I am privileged to be a foot soldier. You all should be concerned, not about me, but about Him."



This is from the main page of http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/

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Now, I don't know about you guys, but the first thing I think of when I hear "foot soldier" is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Remember the ninjas? The foot clan? Hehe, I couldn't resist.




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