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Offline J3Vr6

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is AWESOME!!!  There should be more parents like them.
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Offline Thorn

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hahaha... stupid prick got owned....

 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Offline Fineus

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That'll teach the little **** not to hide the corkscrew, bottle, bugle and beer. Should've planned better.

 

Offline Turnsky

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DAMN! :lol: That guy completely destroyed that little piece of ****! What a retard :lol:
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Offline DragonClaw

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6' 3" at 13 years old? damn...

Meh, I swear the government puts something in our food to make us short(some pitiful attempt at solving world hunger?) :drevil:

 

Offline Rictor

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Nah, I'de just make him work it off. That way, instead of punishment, you get compensation.

 
DragonClaw: That's not so strange. I'm at least 6'0" and im not much older than that.

Rictor: Hes gonna get compensation anyway from selling the thinkg, and this way, that idiot learns a lesson. If your gonna do some drinking while your parents are away, DON'T DRINK A $150 BOTTLE OF WINE. Or dont drink at all.
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Or buy your own damn booze :D
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Offline pyro-manic

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Heehee! Little bastard got what he deserved. Now his parents should sell off his other stuff as well - they're still 50-odd dollars down!
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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They could've just sold him ¬_¬

 
Who would buy him, with that story?
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Some sick bastard always needs a rentboy.

 

Offline DragonClaw

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Quote
Originally posted by Jetmech Jr.
DragonClaw: That's not so strange. I'm at least 6'0" and im not much older than that.


Well, at my high school, the tallest person was 6'5" as a senior(also the star basketball player on our team :p), and he was at least 3 inches taller than most everyone else. The average height was around 5'10". Of course, my school IS small. Call my region tiny or something


I think the dad forgot to add in the cost of condoms... :nervous:

 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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I suddenly feel short.

 

Offline Thorn

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When I was 13 I was 5'8"
I'm now 20 at 6'4"
Then again, she could just be saying he has the attitude of a 13 year old....

 

Offline Flipside

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I've been 6ft since I was about 14,  some countries allow a lot higher percentage of growth hormones they use to make bigger cows and chickens, as well as plants, to get into their food, this growth hormone is why average height has increased by something like 4.5 inches in the last 25 years.

Edit : Oh and haha at the little prick, I suspect his parents paid for the PS2 in the first place, so it hasn't really cost him a penny, what would have been good is to sell something he owned to actually get the money back from him ;)