Because it's full of people.
It is impossible to have a paradise populated by mankind.
C'z you'd still be you. You'd still have your likes, your dislikes, your hates, your loves and these would be different from other people's.
So, in the infinite, eternal expanse of the great beyond, eventually you'd find someone who disagreed with you. And maybe they'd argue with you. Maybe they'd argue with you to the point that you both became rather annoyed; To the point where you'd start trying to get other people to take sides to determine, through the concept of popular opinion, which viewpoint was most right; To the point where you'd just created the first oppressed minority in the kingdom of Heaven; To the point where God came along to tell you which view was actually right.
So you'd then have an oppressed minority, shunned for their alternate opinion and a group of people whom had just been told they were most certainly wrong and basically ridiculed by God.
Congratulations, you've just introduced the first elements of resentment into paradise, you serpent.
And in a land of eternal paradise, you'd just proved that the people whom were given the same paradise, the same love, the same forgiveness and understanding by the most powerful being in the universe were wrong.
But if you're more right in the eyes of God, why should the wrong people be given the same as you even though they still refuse to acknowledge that you were right? Shouldn't they show some humility to you and God for being wrong? Shouldn't they be punished if they don't?
Congratulations, you've just introduced racism into paradise, you serpent.
But surely, if God is all-knowing and always right, then it must be right that they are afforded the same luxuries as you. Unless of course that they're wrong and God is simply humoring them. But if God is willing to tollerate the wrongs and stupidity of men, why not the wrongs and stupidity of your pal who you've not been able to find in Heaven? Why not the wrongs of all men? Surely if he can forgive one group for being wrong, he can forgive everyone. Why should anyone have to suffer if they can be shown the error of their ways and allowed into paradise? Maybe some people just can't learn. Maybe some people just don't deserve Heaven. But your pal never did anything wrong. He was a good, kind, nice guy. Though God must know best, so that's okay. If God thinks those people who are wrong deserve to get into Heaven and your pal doesn't then he must have a reason and he must be right......Or is he?
Congratulations, you've just introduced blasphemy to Heaven, you serpent.
What happened to all those other people you saw before? Could God have kicked them out for causing trouble? That's not right. Why can he forgive those other people who are wrong, but not your people who are wrong? That seems kind of unfair. It can't be right. It can't possibly be right. God must be wrong. He has to be wrong. But if he's wrong about this, what else has he been wrong about? Maybe you don't have to forgive them for being wrong, and it's because of them that your friends are gone, that the people you liked and who liked you were cast from Heaven. And as God himself says: Sinners are punished. Causing good people to be banished to Hell must be a sin. Even if it's not a sin, it's certainly wrong. So they have to be punished. You could punish them, but God would try and stop you, and you don't want to be cast into Hell.
You could tell other people about this. Maybe they'd be willing to help you, they could punish the others and when everything is over, we could talk to God and he could forgive them. He's big on that forgiveness stuff. Yes, that's what you can do, get everyone together and you can show the others the error of their ways then beg God for forgiveness. If he can be wrong then he's not all-knowing and maybe you can trick....No. Maybe you can convince him to let you stay. If everyone went and told him and begged him he'd have to let you stay, to forgive you. So that's what you'll do. Punish the others and beg God for forgiveness.
Congratulations, you've just introduced deceit, violence and war to Heaven.
But what if the others fight back? They could retaliate, hurt you, maybe even defeat you. No, you must get them kicked out of Heaven after you attack. Make God think they started it. He'll understand. You'll make him understand.
Congratulations, you've just introduced herecy, vanity and arrogance to Heaven.
You Serpent[/size]
It's about this time that you'd attack the others and all be kicked from Heaven.
And this, kids, is why Heaven wouldn't work.
