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Offline Killfrenzy

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on: September 18, 2001, 03:53:00 am
If anyone feels like a challenge and having a laugh in the meantime, persuade the best FS modeller you know to make....

SPACEBALL 1!!!!!!!

 

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Offline Setekh

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Reply #1 on: September 18, 2001, 04:19:00 am
Oh no...  
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Offline Shrike

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Reply #2 on: September 18, 2001, 09:26:00 am
Skyrocketing poly counts, here we come......  
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Nico

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Reply #3 on: September 18, 2001, 10:09:00 am
spaceball 1... what is that? Some weird joke or something?
SCREW CANON!
 

Offline Shrike

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Reply #4 on: September 18, 2001, 10:18:00 am
Tsk tsk, you should watch Spaceballs then.  And yes, its a big joke.  A spoof, in fact.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline QXMX

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Reply #5 on: September 18, 2001, 10:53:00 am
 
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Originally posted by Killfrenzy:
If anyone feels like a challenge and having a laugh in the meantime, persuade the best FS modeller you know to make....

SPACEBALL 1!!!!!!!

       


Spaceball 1, or MegaMaid  



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Offline joek

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Reply #6 on: September 18, 2001, 11:07:00 am
I don't think it's possible... FS cap ships can't go to Plaid.  

Joe.

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Offline Thorn

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Reply #7 on: September 18, 2001, 12:36:00 pm
*puts on mask*
*starts breathing like Vader*
*COUGH COUGH*
Jesus Christo...

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Offline KillMeNow

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Reply #8 on: September 18, 2001, 12:40:00 pm
lets see a pic of it then
ARGHHH
 

Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #9 on: September 18, 2001, 01:17:00 pm
 
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Originally posted by joek:
I don't think it's possible... FS cap ships can't go to Plaid.      

Joe.

And they sure as hell can't goto Ludicrious speed.  

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Offline Nico

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Reply #10 on: September 18, 2001, 01:29:00 pm
ok, sounds as dumb as the red dwarf (well, her crw for that matter lol)
SCREW CANON!
 

Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #11 on: September 18, 2001, 01:42:00 pm
 
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Originally posted by venom2506:
ok, sounds as dumb as the red dwarf (well, her crw for that matter lol)

Its a parody of Star Wars. (a hilarious one at that)

  MAY THE SHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!  

ohh, my Shwartz is bigger than yours.  

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Gargoyles, Season 1.  Buy it, or DIE! :)

"Professor! This ship is capable of traveling 90 percent the speed of light! Why are we only doing 35 miles an hour!" - Leela
"Because we're in a hurry!" - Professor

"from a purely stastical standpoint japanese men DO have smaller penii on average" - Kazan
 

Offline Thorn

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Reply #12 on: September 18, 2001, 02:21:00 pm
 
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Originally posted by venom2506:
ok, sounds as dumb as the red dwarf (well, her crw for that matter lol)

What the hell? Man, Red Dwarf is awesome  
"Sir! Theyve taken (insert name here, I cant remember)!"
"Well lets get out of here before they bring him back."

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Offline Nico

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Reply #13 on: September 18, 2001, 02:39:00 pm
 
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Originally posted by Thorn:
What the hell? Man, Red Dwarf is awesome  
"Sir! Theyve taken (insert name here, I cant remember)!"
"Well lets get out of here before they bring him back."



rimmer?
I didn't say it was bad  
SCREW CANON!
 

Offline Styxx

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Reply #14 on: September 18, 2001, 02:41:00 pm
 
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Originally from Spaceballs, the Movie!
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir. Doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major A$$hole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an a$$hole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that!....What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir, Major A$$hole
Dark Helmet: and his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an a$$hole too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip A$$hole
Dark Helmet: How many a$$holes we got on this ship anyhow?
The Crew: YO!!!!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by a$$holes!!
[Dark Helmet pulls his mask down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing a$$holes!!

Hehe.  

Edit: damn censoring. If anyone's offended, I can remove the post...  

[This message has been edited by Styxx (edited 09-18-2001).]
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Offline The Claw

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Reply #15 on: September 18, 2001, 04:26:00 pm
LMAO!!!
"I love the English for three reasons. One, we always beat you at rugby. Two, your wives are always friendly. Three you fought like devils to save us" Old French bloke at my uncles pub.
"One has plenty of time for contemplation while waiting for the endless waves of bad doggie werewolf monsters that chew your toes while you sleep"-Dradeel, BG2
 

Offline Griffon UK

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Reply #16 on: September 18, 2001, 08:10:00 pm


Warning...  LANGUAGE  

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His personality!

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Offline phreak

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Reply #17 on: September 18, 2001, 08:47:00 pm
pretty funny.. seen SB before too.
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #18 on: September 18, 2001, 09:14:00 pm
ok i will accept this challenge to make it.  Now where did I put that damn movie?  Around here somewhere. :digs through garbage on the floor:
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline Fineus

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Reply #19 on: September 19, 2001, 01:54:00 am
Yay, this should be a sight to behold  
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