
(an alarm clock goes off inside his case; the Man thumps it, unsuccessfully)
Officer: Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir?
Man: No, no, heavens no, no... just vests. (he thumps the case and the alarm stops)
Officer: Sounded a bit like an alarm going off.
Man: Well it can't have been... it must be a vest, er, going off.
Officer: Going Off...
Clocks start ticking and chiming in the case. The man desperately thumps the case.) the case.
Man: All right, I confess, I'm a smuggler ... This whole case is crammed full of Swiss watches and clocks. I've been purposely trying to deceive Her Majesty's Customs and Excise. I've been a bloody fool.
Officer: I don't believe you, sir.
Man: It's true. I'm, er, guilty of smuggling.
Officer: Don't give me that, sir ... you couldn't smuggle a piece of greaseproof paper let alone a case full of watches.