[WMCoolmon]

Quite possibly something a hell of a lot more horrible than anything you've experienced.

[an0n]

Just a quick question for an0n and then you all can get back to this thing.

An0n, do you ever have the 'little angel and devil' on the shoulders thing telling you what to do, or did the angel just decide to say '**** it' and go get drunk, because thats what it sounds like. Not that there is anything wrong with that, just a bit curious.

The Little Angel doesn't talk much anymore. He got tired of being teased by the Little Devil for constantly being wrong. Now he just sits and drinks, gently weeping as he drowns his sorrows in another tequila slammer.

[an0n]

As for the 'dark past', I'm guessing general sluttery and an abortion.

[BlackDove]

Yeah, that's usually the generic one.

Maybe some suicidal parents thrown into the mix too.

[an0n]

Ooh and there's the "Her brother used to cut himself".

I had to stop cutting on my arms infront of my buddy's girlfriend because of that. Fortunately she had a massive rack and a ****en smokin' body - so I let it slide.

[BlackDove]

People need to learn to cut deeper though.

[Ace]

Considering the source I think it's more likely that she was Catholic before going to an evangelical church

[an0n]

Like I said, slutty abortionist.

[Janos]

Quite possibly something a hell of a lot more horrible than anything you've experienced.

quite possible just attention whoring though :V

[Descenterace]

The Little Angel doesn't talk much anymore. He got tired of being teased by the Little Devil for constantly being wrong. Now he just sits and drinks, gently weeping as he drowns his sorrows in another tequila slammer.

Ooh, same here, but my Devil is Nihilist and the Angel hasn't quite given up. He only talks to me when I'm as drunk as he is.

[Ford Prefect]

quite possible just attention whoring though :V

Quite possibly nobody else's place to decide.

[an0n]

Except God....

[Black Wolf]

Actually, Eh Steve fills in for God on little stuff like this.

[Janos]

quite possible just attention whoring though :V

Quite possibly nobody else's place to decide.

No, and that's right.

I was more poking at the fact that the glorious INTERNET males - which are often quite, uhm, extraordinary fellows in many aspects too - seem to attract but more get attracted to awesome gothic females which are always somehow mysteriously so trapped in their absurdly ****ed-up past that they reject any commitment with said INTERNET male and instead just squirm out of the unpleasant situation.

It seems a bit too convenient and I seriously doubt it's all just fat chance and magiks of the interweb.
As does INTERNET Males' tendency to go quite misogynist and accuse females of their [INTERNET Males'] complete lack of dating skillz.

Of course this argument cannot be based on anything for obvious reasons so

[Krackers87]

Yes. But I need a sub-race of mindless drones for Project Firebird.

Have you not considered that we might not want you to have a sub-race of mindless drones?

Have you not considered how incredibly awesome that would be?

[WeatherOp]

Hmm, this thread has went to Derek Smarts Locker.

[Cobra]

Yes. But I need a sub-race of mindless drones for Project Firebird.

Have you not considered that we might not want you to have a sub-race of mindless drones?

Have you not considered how incredibly awesome that would be?

Hmm, this thread has went to Derek Smarts Locker.

deserves lockage?

[Krackers87]

   Charisma i have this advice for you man.

Go for it.

Please.

And video tape it.

We'll keep a place in our hearts for you in memory.

[Taristin]

Bah. Why doesn't he just do what the Japanese do and get legal aged girls to dress like they're in elementary school?

[Janos]

Bah. Why doesn't he just do what the Japanese do and get legal aged girls to dress like they're in elementary school?

what's the challenge in that