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Offline Martinus

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That was the entire point of finding a female who looked capable of mothering 'your' offspring. Think about fashion trends and what males find attractive in females (generally speaking, there are always exceptions, I myself do not find a lot of what are thought of as alluring features to be attractive at all):

Modern reasoning
Instinctual reasoning

Good skin = pretty girl                   
Good skin = disease free which means that offspring are unlikely to contract any disease the mother has.
Large breasts are attractive
Large breasts denote an ability to feed a larger number of young or to feed a single offspring well.
Shapely hips
Wider hips suggested that a female was more likely to survive child-birth giving the offspring a better chance of surviving itself.
Makeup (specifically eye makeup)
Eye makeup artifically makes the eyes look bigger, part of the response that a person is in love is that the eyes widen when they see their significant other. Blush and the like give the skintone a more healthy, rosy look which ties in with good skin.

These are pretty obvious instinctual links but they do give a strong indication why a certain modern body shape is taken to be attractive to a large proportion of the male populace.

 

Offline Wild Fragaria

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To be fair, we are essentially knocking-up machines. No need to wait 9 months for our part of the reproductive cycle to 'complete'; 10 sweaty minutes and, biologically, the male part is complete and the next impregnation can begin. So I'd suspect, combined with other differences due to the evolutionary hunter-gatherer nature of the male gender, we're wired up to be always on the lookout for a potential mate - even if the requirements of raising a child (helpless compared to other animals' offspring at birth) require and entail monogamy.

Yep interestingly true, we can't really blame men for sleepy around or can we  :p  By the way, doesn it really take that long?  10 sweaty minutes to do the job?  How did the term "one-minute wonder" appear?

That was the entire point of finding a female who looked capable of mothering 'your' offspring. Think about fashion trends and what males find attractive in females (generally speaking, there are always exceptions, I myself do not find a lot of what are thought of as alluring features to be attractive at all):

Modern reasoning
Instinctual reasoning

Good skin = pretty girl
Good skin = disease free which means that offspring are unlikely to contract any disease the mother has.
Large breasts are attractive
Large breasts denote an ability to feed a larger number of young or to feed a single offspring well.
Shapely hips
Wider hips suggested that a female was more likely to survive child-birth giving the offspring a better chance of surviving itself.
Makeup (specifically eye makeup)
Eye makeup artifically makes the eyes look bigger, part of the response that a person is in love is that the eyes widen when they see their significant other. Blush and the like give the skintone a more healthy, rosy look which ties in with good skin.

These are pretty obvious instinctual links but they do give a strong indication why a certain modern body shape is taken to be attractive to a large proportion of the male populace.

No wonder some women can't find a man who's willing to take them  :lol:

 

Offline aldo_14

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Yep interestingly true, we can't really blame men for sleepy around or can we  :p  By the way, doesn it really take that long?  10 sweaty minutes to do the job?  How did the term "one-minute wonder" appear?

9 minutes foreplay, 1 minutes pelvic thrusting*.




*not a personal statement, measurement or guarentee.  Results may vary in both length, time, hotness and sweatiness.

 

Offline Martinus

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Offline WMCoolmon

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This thread is gross. I'm going back to my pr0n.
-C

 

Offline an0n

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No wonder some women can't find a man who's willing to take them :lol:

Pfff. That's just because they don't have my number.

I'd bang a horse if you put some decent make-up on it....
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Offline aldo_14

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This thread is gross. I'm going back to my pr0n.

You won't enjoy it as much, though.

 

Offline Janos

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Yep interestingly true, we can't really blame men for sleepy around or can we  :p  By the way, doesn it really take that long?  10 sweaty minutes to do the job?  How did the term "one-minute wonder" appear?

9 minutes foreplay, 1 minutes pelvic thrusting*.




*not a personal statement, measurement or guarentee.  Results may vary in both length, time, hotness and sweatiness.

12 seconds :cool:

oh shi
lol wtf

 

Offline Turambar

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This thread is gross. I'm going back to my pr0n.

You won't enjoy it as much, though.

most men need a recovery period?

guess im not like most men
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D

  

Offline Flipside

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.....





Sorry, was thinking about something else :nervous:

 

Offline Wild Fragaria

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9 minutes foreplay, 1 minutes pelvic thrusting*.
*not a personal statement, measurement or guarentee. Results may vary in both length, time, hotness and sweatiness.

 :wakka:  Aldo, you couldn't be more funny could you?  But I have to say that was very well explained  :D

Of course, men need a recovery period after climax.  The whole process is an extreme physical workout and physiological changes (scientifically shown).  Anyway, I was once told that at least half of the men in the universe would be 'elsewhere' every chance they got if they could have multiple orgasms, like some women do :)

 

Offline Flipside

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9 minutes foreplay, 1 minutes pelvic thrusting*.
*not a personal statement, measurement or guarentee. Results may vary in both length, time, hotness and sweatiness.


 :wakka:  Aldo, you couldn't be more funny could you?  But I have to say that was very well explained  :D

Of course, men need a recovery period after climax.  The whole process is an extreme physical workout and physiological changes (scientifically shown).  Anyway, I was once told that at least half of the men in the universe would be 'elsewhere' every chance they got if they could have multiple orgasms, like some women do :)

To quote Billy Connoly...

'If men could give themselves Oral Sex, all you women would be here alone tonight....looking at an empty stage.'

 

Offline karajorma

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Ummm. That was Bill Hicks. :) The whole routine is brilliant :)
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Offline Flipside

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Heh, knew I'd get it wrong, almost said Dave Allen to be honest, couldn't remember...

 

Offline aldo_14

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Heh, knew I'd get it wrong, almost said Dave Allen to be honest, couldn't remember...

What happens when you're distracted by...other... thoughts, I s'pose.........

 

Offline Martinus

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Ironic that the chemical responsible for the refractory period; oxytocin has almost the opposite effect on women, hence the dilemma where the male wants to roll over and go to sleep whereas the female wants to snuggle and talk (or even continue, should she be lucky enough to have an exceptionally short refractory period).

Again the great comedy continues. :)

 

Offline karajorma

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Ironic that the chemical responsible for the refractory period; oxytocin has almost the opposite effect on women, hence the dilemma where the male wants to roll over and go to sleep whereas the female wants to snuggle and talk (or even continue, should she be lucky enough to have an exceptionally short refractory period).


Which is why nice guys should be proud of finishing last :D
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Offline Ford Prefect

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If you guys don't stop talking about the evils of the human body God is going to turn you all into pillars of salt or something.
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel

 

Offline Wild Fragaria

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Can't wait to see who will get turned into pillars of salt first?    :D

 

Offline Flipside

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Sodium Chloooooriiiide!

: turns into pillar of salt :

.....damn....